Sammy Sofa
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Please die.
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HERE THEY GO.
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Minimum 3 runs this inning.
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That's the spirit. Posey's just turned it around.
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THAT WASN'T SERIOUS, BASEBALL.
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Yeah, we should just root for the Cardinals.
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my sig will be 9,000 characters long before i'm done with you! also, you are frequently wrong. No [expletive], genius. You really think I'm saying these things in a thread like this like I'm worried about some kind of tally? didn't really mean this thread specifically. Boy is my face red, what with my repeated claims of being infallible and never being wrong. Now shut up and let me enjoy the Giants' comeback.
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my sig will be 9,000 characters long before i'm done with you! also, you are frequently wrong. No [expletive], genius. You really think I'm saying these things in a thread like this like I'm worried about some kind of tally?
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Jeez, I hope they lose so that I don't have more embarrassing sig quotes because this is a thing that I'm really, really embarrassed about.
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We should all be so lucky. Nobody's stopping you.
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Yeah, but then you'll turn around and be like "oh man, the baseball gods will find a way to make them win because they're the Cardinals and they have to." That's like one degree removed from just being an actual Cardinals fan. DECLARE THAT THEY WILL LOSE.
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I will never understand the desire to wallow in misery. HATE this team, you fucks.
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OH, JEEZ, THE POOR GIANTS FACING THE TEAM THAT NEVER LOST A GAME, WHATEVER WILL THEY DO?
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Because they're a bunch of assholes who I do not fear.
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I think they'll lose, something like 18-3.
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HEY GUYS, KYLE WANTS EVERYONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.
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Who cares about the Yankees anymore? They don't win every year, they don't buy every superstar that comes on the market anymore. Yes they still have the largest payroll in the game by a big margin, but that hasn't guaranteed them anything except 1 World Series title in the last 12 years. I'm not rooting for them or anything, but I honestly would be pretty indifferent if they won this year. I don't dislike the Yankees at all. I wanted the O's to win just because I've seen the Yankees over and over again in the playoffs, but if every organization tried to win as much as the Yankees, baseball would be better off. it's less the "trying to win" part than the "massive financial advantage and 26 championships" part that makes them so hateable. but really it's nice to see some breaks finally going the yankees' and cardinals' way after teams like the cubs dominated the past century of baseball. Yeah, that's the main difference between how the Yankees and Cardinals have been run and the Cubs, the "breaks."
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Hey, at least you made money off of it. That's acceptable meatballism.
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Yeah, it's not like Beltran did anything tonight.
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I will take it as a cue to drink excessively.
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Even Descalwhatever can't attribute his performance to anything except luck. He's a sadsack Cubs fan and a Cardinal rolled into one; HOW COULD I HATE YOU MORE?!?!
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Now I'm even angrier on, like, eight levels. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud71mm2TxP4
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Well, thank goodness the Cubs are going to maximize all of their tremendous resources to trounce these turds.
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Yeah, but we're all dead in a couple of months, so it'll suck if the Cardinals win the last WS of all time.
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It's not going to be much more bearable to hear the meatballs declaring that this wouldn't have happened if they hadn't shut down Strasburg.
