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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Thanks, wind!
  2. Sammy Sofa
    He's toast. And not even the delicious kind of toast; he's the, "is that burning toast? Oh, horsefeathers; I'm having a stroke" kind of toast. I say go nuts and move him to the bullpen so he can be the new Morrow as the closer who can't close on consecutive days. At least then he can just cut lose with that fastball velocity when he does pitch for an inning.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I wonder if Theo starts getting all twitchy seeing a Cuban player playing well at Wrigley.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Darvish horsefeathering sucks.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, right; it's the 5th inning. Odds Darvish actually finishes it?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Heck yeah.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive]; what were you looking for on that 2-0, dude?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Gimme a damn dagger right here.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Who gives a horsefeathers if it "feels good" for him, JD. Don't carry that horsefeathering water.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    BOOOOOOOOOOO.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers; I forgot they have to play the Astros next.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Why the hell does it bug me so much when Almora does this. I've never been annoyed by a Cubs player doing well before.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Whew, good thing this offseason was spent improving the team to hold up in a competitive division.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    MORE LIKE SPEW DARVISH.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    How many games has the bullpen blown so far this season?
  16. Sammy Sofa
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Time to do it to it, philosophizer75.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Why is an org that employs Addison Russell going to ever be embarrassed by a baseball game?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    But 1-5 is ideally some combo of Schwarber, Bryant, Rizzo, Baez and Contreras....
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Equal blame. Lester was bad. D was bad. Umps were bad. Maddon should’ve kept in Bryant. Is El Dum the negative version of El Mago? Like, Baez is so pure and awesome, so the Cubs under Ricketts had to spawn a Mirror Universe version?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    It's time for soccer10k to headbutt a corner kick or whatever. And if he doesn't show, philosophizer75 is on deck.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't realize how insanely good he's been this year until a few days ago. It's a shame they'll probably have to trade him in a couple years just like Gerrit Cole lol. That "just like" could apply to, like, at least a dozen good to awesome players in this century.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    More like David BOOOOOOOOOte.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I still feel stupidly good about them pulling this off.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    This is a weird and good insult.
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