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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, kids should totally be able to sit in those seats, which is why extending the netting makes so much more sense than nonsense like banning kids from key areas of the park, or requiring them to wear helmets. For a game that desperately needs more kids to become fans, shunting them away from the good spots just because some adults can't fathom the idea of seeing a game through some netting is pretty ridiculous and counter-intuitive. Extended nets lets everyone enjoy the game with massively reduced risk of getting clobbered by a ball or a broken bat, which is a legit risk for ANYONE sitting in those seats, regardless of age. People are getting hurt on the regular this way, so to act like removing kids from the equation significant reduces the risks or the injuries is faulty.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I keep trying to make something work along the lines of, "the only thing that dies more dramatically than an Everest climber at high altitudes is CarGo's career at sea level," but it's just not snappy enough.
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    .245 .290 .553 .843
  5. Sammy Sofa
    The Coorsiest Coors player who ever Coorsed. He's a complete [expletive] fraud.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    but then the juice will spill out and make a mess
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  8. Sammy Sofa
    Please just win, you clods.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    This offense is...frustrating.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    It's a cliche, but it's always ridiculous how slow Almora is.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Awesome outing, Hendricks. Please score, dork Corbs.
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    Bucknor, you raging anus.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    It's an impressive work if that's the case, since they haven't changed any of the other ones in years to fool me. There are 30ish members with "custom" monikers, though half of them are along the lines of "my old username was XXX" Apparently Roast's is "Maximo Ali" Another random bug: my sig only works in the sports forums. It doesn't show up in the social areas.
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    I literally held my breath watching that fat horsefeathering meatball sail so juicily and obviously into the middle of the zone. What the horsefeathers, Contreras.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    WHAT THE HOLY horsefeathers ARE YOU LOOKING FOR.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts. Or so they tell you. It's an impressive work if that's the case, since they haven't changed any of the other ones in years to fool me.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    The mods used to be able to update those status things, but I believe the feature mysteriously broke long, long ago, so I am stuck forever licking butts.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers; stop stranding leadoff baserunners.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit. Bryant just missed massacring that thing.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Hendricks may look like the dorky hero from Miami Connection (no, not that one; the other one. No, the OTHER one), but he's pretty damn cool.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Only if all the Rickettseseseseses are dead and can't profit from it, please.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hendricks impressively getting out of trouble tonight.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Take it for what it's worth, but this is from the Astros' game thread on Reddit: If the script doesn't work: Really, really hope this is the case.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], Almora's reaction was brutal. This sucks; who even cares about this game.
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