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  1. Sammy Sofa
    GET HIM OUT OF THERE, YOU DUMB horsefeathers.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    This bullpen is an abomination. Quit horsefeathering around now, Joe.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Come on, dorks. Quit screwing around.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I actually don't think you did. Be honest. Did you? There was definitely a sharp, abrupt intake of air.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    When they just showed Descalso's numbers I actually gasped out loud.
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  7. Sammy Sofa
    See what happens when you can catch, Contreras?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, dude almost beaned Ricketts with that cannon. Too bad he missed.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    As down as I get on this team, I still marvel at your bizarre declarations.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Brewers down 6-1 to the Marlins. That's what, 22 runs they've given up to them in 15 innings?
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  12. Sammy Sofa
    Bote, you dope.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Yu looking pretty damn good.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Man, they're only doing this because Zobrist is likely gone. horsefeathers them for doing something they should have done BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED. True, but aren't you surprised they aren't just pocketing the savings? Not really. They'll just use it as an excuse to spend less going forward.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Man, they're only doing this because Zobrist is likely gone. horsefeathers them for doing something they should have done BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED.
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  17. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, now I guess I have to stop pretending like Morrow is dead. Is he alive in any capacity?
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    Impressed he's through 2 with under 40 pitches after that [expletive] Murphy's AB.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    *DOINK*
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Is breaking a 4-pitcher no-no in the 9th inning of a 3-0 game via a bunt single still considered bush league if it literally happens in a bush league? [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] A 3-0 game and no outs isn't some kind of special done deal, you dorks, and especially not if it's taken you 4 horsefeathering pitchers to get to this point! Yard Goats are apparently the worst type of goat, which is impressive since goats suck.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Extend him now, dammit.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    The new gold standard for position players pitching in a blowout: https://deadspin.com/brewers-utility-man-hernan-perez-pitches-delightful-yo-1835258850 [tweet] [/tweet]
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/12/om3i.gif
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Even if the argument is something dumb, like, "oh, he had to move his glove too much/the pitcher obviously missed his spot," if the moved glove/missed spot ends up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE FREAKING ZONE WHEN IT CROSSES THE PLATE THEN THAT horsefeathers DOESN'T MATTER. Replace umps with robots, and then feed the umps to the robots.
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