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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Again, why would anyone rather run their team like one with financial limitations? I would rather run a team like the Cardinals, but with the Phillies' money.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, I want the Cubs to be able to use all avenues available to better their team. It makes no sense to me to say something like "I love second tier free agency" like it's better if they win that way or they should willfully avoid big contracts when they can afford them.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    It is when you think the top end of free agency is a pool of guys that mostly have had their best years and you'll be paying them a ton of money for doing a lot of great things for his former team. It's why I didn't want Albert Pujols. It's why I didn't want B.J. Upton. Josh Hamilton. It's why I don't want Robinson Cano. Upton was 28 going into this season. Pujols was 32 going into his first year with the Angels. Josh Hamilton turned 32 a month into his first season with the Angels. Yeah, Upton had a monstrously bad year, but why are you lumping him in with Pujols and Hamilton as if he's an older player? Fielder was 28 his first year with Detroit. And come on, the Cubs should be a team like the Dodgers or Phillies or Angels that can take the hit of 2-3 bum years in a big contract for a top tier player. Why would it be a bad thing if they could afford to do that?
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, it's cool and all that the Rays have been able to do what they've done, but it shouldn't be something to aspire to when you're the [expletive] Cubs in mother [expletive] Chicago.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    TIM. I'MA GIVE YOU $40 FOR THIS DUMP. Get over here and let me Sam Zell you like a mofo.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    It [expletive] better be.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I like how the Phillies are rewarded with stupid money after spending dumb and the Cubs are being strongarmed in a back alley by the powerhouse that is [expletive] WGN.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    LOVE THIS IDEA.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, that [expletive] never made any sense. Yeah, the dude with the big ass grim reaper tattoo is totally nice because he's quiet and has a 13-year-old's mustache.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus Christ, get the new advertising up before the Cubs become the Rays also in how they have to nearly let everyone go.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Word. This place is on the verge of collapse. RETURN THE SHUNNED.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    For [expletive]'s sake.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Just maintaining the Sparky Anderson legacy.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    AKA eat [expletive], hockey.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Though the Hitler-'stache would be tacky...try a Stalin-style one instead.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Why?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Not until his suits look like they were made by the Joker and Arsenio Hall.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Also: did not know there was such a thing as a "popular Chicago stripper," as in a stripper somehow more famous than the other strippers. Is she a porn star or something? Is there such a thing as Chicago porn? I NEED ANSWERS.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Man, this guy is dumb, even by pro athlete standards.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Well, that's how they won the war.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Nay, an entire SPORT (if you can call it that).
  22. Sammy Sofa
    That's how much better they are; it only took one team to put an entire league to shame.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Can't we just somehow blame that big bald prick for this?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    He's an [expletive], but he's an [expletive] with a great beard. So YOU can have your random hockey player who isn't famous at all.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I swear to [expletive] God.
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