Sammy Sofa
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The baseballs are absurdly juiced but i guess this is what MLB wants. horsefeathers yeah. Dongs rules. -
When will the FO finally give up on a signed player who wasn't just a scrap heap pickup? Probably never.
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Yuuuuup. Why does he continually make the wrong decision in the field. I don’t get it I kind of think all of that squinting is because he's slowly going blind.
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GIVE US BARABBUS.
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Of course, signing Chatwood should be a fireable offense, too.
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CarGo-Chatwood-Descalso should be a fireable offense.
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STILL GIVE US ADBERT.
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Chatwood makes me sad, both because he sucks and because he looks so much like Brody Stevens.
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Oh, good; the horsefeathering killjoy narc with this reply is a Cubs fan: [tweet] [/tweet]
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I mean, granted, Happ completely flaming out in the spring, Zobrist ditching the team and Russell (ugh) still being as garbage on the field as he is off is a pretty tough 1-2-3 you aren't really planning for...BUT STILL.
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It's such a baffling signing. Like, sure, if you basically just needed a guy in that nebulous, "well, we need one of those rando all glove veteran types on the bench who can play several positions to give the good players rest," it still sucks, but I get it. But this was a team that was likely going to need some actually capable MI backup, and it was going to be someone who was going to get some legit playing time...and this is who they go with? Why? Either they're dolts and think he inexplicably figured out being a capable player at horsefeathering age 32, or it's just the epitome of how cheap they're trying to go. Like, what possibly jumped out at them in regards to Descalso over a similarly dirt cheap player like Derek Dietrich, who at least has more than one horsefeathering season of not being a turd under his belt?
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Someone create a list of all of the middle infielders who signed with other teams this past offseason. We'll probably all have rage strokes and drop dead.
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I want this to actually happen just for the off chance they win the WS and then have to figure out things like where to have the parade. Or play the [expletive] games.
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Clearly the dude forgot the score as opposed to how many outs there were, so I guess it was fitting that a game both was reported by a botched tweet: [tweet] [/tweet]
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CarGo suddenly got a semi at the thought of his godforsaken career being prolonged a few more years.
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Inaugurate it with Youppi and Raymond making sweet love at home plate while Gritty watches.
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That's certainly an idea.
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And it’s not wrong to think that way, because it’s mostly true and probable Also, have you spent any time reading this board lately? Because if you have, you'll know that we're terrible and a fluke and all our good hitters are due for regression and all our bad hitters just actually suck and this is what they are. Start scouting the 2020 draft.
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