Sammy Sofa
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Now that was a cool game. -
And now a Chatbalk?
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The rare good Chatwalk.
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What will it horsefeathering take to never see Chatwood pitch again.
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The Mets definitely have a porn star on the mound right now.
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Is "Squints" a thing? When I was at Wrigley a few weeks ago, the group of guys behind me kept calling him the same thing. I was leaning more on "Blinky" for a while, but "Squints" is actually a good nickname, so it can work when he's broken or awesome.
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In Bryant's case a duck snort is what happens in his pants if he has a gin fizz. Gin. Ha ha ha. Shirley Temple. But no maraschino cherries! Can't get TOO crazy...
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Baez, that's all kinds of awesome, but please don't kill yourself!
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Duck snorts > dongs In Bryant's case a duck snort is what happens in his pants if he has a gin fizz.
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Bryant loving himself some bloops lately.
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A dong here would be swell, Squints.
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The baseballs are absurdly juiced but i guess this is what MLB wants. horsefeathers yeah. Dongs rules.
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When will the FO finally give up on a signed player who wasn't just a scrap heap pickup? Probably never.
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Yuuuuup. Why does he continually make the wrong decision in the field. I don’t get it I kind of think all of that squinting is because he's slowly going blind.
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GIVE US BARABBUS.
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Of course, signing Chatwood should be a fireable offense, too.
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CarGo-Chatwood-Descalso should be a fireable offense.
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STILL GIVE US ADBERT.
