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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Can I do boogie nights? Next streak.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Is there the soccer equivalent to baseball fans who want to get rid of umps and upgrade to sexy robots?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    well, i guess that's settled He almost cheated with Liriano having to leave early, but since he hit a home run off of his General Zod I'll allow it. I didn't see the home run until the highlights after the game...just saw the second double. but holy [expletive] [expletive]! http://m.mlb.com/chc/video/topic/8878834/v33597061/chcpit-rizzo-drives-a-tworun-homer-to-deep-right/?c_id=chc Anthony Rizzo is a normal faced human being who plays baseball very well.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, it's settled...Hackers gifs it is for the new winning streak.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Man, he was born in Florida; you call him a Cuban Stud and sulley will rip your throat out with his teeth.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    He is the Cuban Stud we are owed and his body is going through its secondary mutations right now. Almora is just King Wuss of Wuss Island.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    And that guy Pablo Escobar killed.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    well, i guess that's settled He almost cheated with Liriano having to leave early, but since he hit a home run off of his General Zod I'll allow it.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    BOOOOOOOOO. *Rides off by skitchin' off of a limo*
  10. Sammy Sofa
    he literally can only hit fastballs and now after hitting a few for HRs, he sees (relatively) none Even when he was "good" he wasn't hitting much in terms of LD's; what a sad bust. he's more like a bizarro bust or something. we were expecting him to be awful and hoping he might be OK. don't think you can really count it as a bust when he turns out to be awful (unless you mean his career in general, of course) I'm talking about him as a bust in general, not just for the Cubs. Even I had heard of the guy with how little I follow minor league baseball and now he's this horrible lump of blind failure.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    So just like soccer!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Still better than Almora.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    he literally can only hit fastballs and now after hitting a few for HRs, he sees (relatively) none Even when he was "good" he wasn't hitting much in terms of LD's; what a sad bust.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Hooray for Valbuena. So what the [expletive] was up with Olt? Did he ever actually have a good stretch or did he just effectively luck into some home runs off of some juicy pitches? I tire of him and wish to see him cast into the sea.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Oh [expletive], I didn't realize the game had started. Rizzo hit a 2-run HR? TOUCHE, MR. RIZZO. I concede.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    True, though his looks more like his head got smooshed like a steamroller ran over it.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    A super racist gong will be banged in Wrigley every time he hits one?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Look, I can't keep hating this guy if Facebook is going to insist on showing him visiting sick kids. HE HAS TO DO THIS.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I want to like him. He won't let me down.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Please call them "dongs."
  22. Sammy Sofa
    you left out the funnest part: the paces for instance: his last 36 games, he has a 172 R, 46 2B, 77 HR, 190 RBI, 100 BB pace full season...147 R, 47 2B, 57 HR, 142 RBI, 101 BB pace
  23. Sammy Sofa
    freddy adu FUN GAME i am going to name all the american soccer players i can landon donovan clint dempsey tim howard freddy adu the end Okay maybe I don't belong in this thread. don't be intimidated by my breadth of knowledge, i will shepherd all of us to the quarterfinals or whatever is good if america gets to it It's regionals, right? Pretty sure Glee is about soccer.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    The Benny Hill Theme.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Walter-White-Oh-God-Drives-Car-Away-Breaking-Bad.gif
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