On that note, does anyone think the umpire helps dusty with double switches? "See, I want to move Murton to short." "Are you sure? I mean, he's kind of a butcher in left." "True, but I want his bat. Aw screw it, I want to take Murton out and...Freddie Bynum in left, but I want him to bat 9th. What do I have to do to do that?" "You have to take the pitcher out." "Aw shucks. But the big guy is pitching so well...he's got a no-hitter going...80 pitches through 8 1/3...meh, I'll do it. Can I bring in Remlinger?" "No. He's pitching for the Braves." "Dude, it's like I ain't catching any fish right now. How about Estes?" "I think he died or something; look, you have to bring in a pitcher from your team." "What's a team? Can Neifi pitch?"