Ding Dong Johnson
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Why would they re-roster Richard so soon after the DFA? -
Guess I should go to Jewel now. Do they have seat belts?
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That makes him a perfect fit then.
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which upton? bad one or good one? Does it even make sense to you that a Cubs fan would want a lesser player traded for? I don't know what's worse, the [expletive] you post or the fact that I continue to [expletive] read it.
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You're a grown ass man. Stop typing "prolly".
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PLEASE STOP WITH THE KEMP STUFF I would like to acquire Matt Kemp. Why? Seriously give one good, logical reason why Kemp is a wise acquisition. Just one that makes sense. And "he could use a change of scenery" isn't a logical reason, that's an excuse. What in the hell do you see in Kemp that makes you think he would be a wise acquisition for the Chicago Cubs? There's the PetCo to Wrigley argument. Not just on offense, but he'd have less OF ground to cover, which could be helpful to his comically bad defensive numbers. Beyond that, all I've got is that he's too young to just fall off a cliff. No. Just no. First, petco has been more of a hitter's park this season. Second, Kemp sucks assholes and is due a brazillion dollars. [expletive] no.
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Flores was signed at age 16 to be a met, same as castro as a cub right? they love their team. If Flores crys what would castro do? Probably beat the [expletive] out of you?
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You take them both and there you have yeah but then he is more like Adam Dunn with better speed and D than Mike Schmidt Incorrect. We were looking for "the facts of life".
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The resident Butt Plugs on this site referred to it as "bad luck" for way too long. Weird, my Excel spreadsheet of NSBB posters has you clearly in the "Butt Plug" column. I'll amend it post haste.
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Take Starlin with him and we have a deal Do you like Starlin? I can never tell with you.
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Mike Baxter was my favorite #29 this year.
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All these damn channels, and I can't find anything better to watch?
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Seeing the backs of the outfielders is becoming a little too common.
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This is an interesting turn of events.
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it won't
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Can't be any worse than Starlin Dear sweet Jebus, yes he can.
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Let's get Starlin on that plan now.
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[expletive], I can't wait for our offense to be as good as Colorado's
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The good news is we're likely playing with their awful bullpen the rest of the way. But then again, we were facing [expletive] Flande and didn't do [expletive].
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Wood is scaring me now. He's missing all of his spots by quite a bit.
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Did he seriously say DJ is 12 for 18?
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What the [expletive] was Fowler thinking?
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Yeah, that was weird...
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I just threw up a little, you dick.
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Georgie is gonna mash the rest of the way.
