Also, to the Soccer guys, I'll have to apologize for dissing the sport. I'm a pretty sporting fella and I love sports, so my hate was just ignorance. I was laying around watching, I think, Brazil v. Chile, and some kind of switch went off in my head and I started to see the plays take shape and it was a total eureka moment. So yeah, my sporting mind was like "ooooohhhh, I get it now." It is an enormously frustrating game, but that's just part of it. You can have this epic plan unfolding in an attempt to score and NOPE, some doofus for the opposing team mucks the entire thing up by sticking his foot out one stinking time. So yeah, apologies. I get it now. #nolongeranignorantamerican