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  1. Rob
    If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won. And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. What's your point? Why cant you people just leave me alone and let me be a sore loser (or sore person rooting for a team that lost)? I thought we were bonding. If we were doing that, you'd be your aunt. :wink: :lol:
  2. Rob
    I can't imagine that will be much longer.
  3. Rob
    If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won. And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. What's your point?
  4. Rob
    That is amazing.
  5. Rob
    How dare you try to bring logic into this thread. anyway..... So what's your favorite planet? Mines the sun. It's like the KING OF PLANETS! We all know that the moon isn't in fact made out of blue cheese, but I'll ask you this. If the Moon were made outta barbecue spare ribs, WOUDYA EAT IT? I know i would. I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser! 1997 was quite a year. a lot of stuff happened. some good, some bad. mother teresa died. that was bad, unless you hated mother teresa. I myself was not a fan of hers, don't ask why. we were like oil and water, we didn't mix You can mix oil and water. You've just got to shake it like a British nanny.
  6. Rob
    I am slightly worried that this is the most fun I'll ever have due to this contract... but what the hell, it's a party!
  7. Rob
    I wonder how many of the 1500+ posts in this thread are mine... I wonder how many of the last 200 are about Soriano... I wonder why I care.
  8. Rob
    So what's the dividing line between young and old? I'm 29, am I an old young guy, or an young old guy? Incidentally, the cutoff point is my birthday. How weird is that?
  9. Rob
    PrimeTime, I'm 22. Sorry... you're not even the oldest young guy. On a side note, I am now out of Crown Royal, and moving to a very old bottle of Stoli. Unfortunately, I have no mixers. This could get interesting.
  10. Rob
    a/s/l ? 18/f/trampoline :wink:
  11. Rob
    Hey, I've got insomnia problems... sometimes I have to drink myself stupid just to get some sleep. This is just a preemptive strike.
  12. Rob
    ! I drank a lot of that stuff at a concert in Milwaukee this summer. This is the only other time besides then that I have ever heard the stuff mentioned! It's second only to Indio. Which is hard to get considering it is mexican and isn't imported. I live in San Antonio and its tough to get. I really dont like going down to Laredo and getting shot to get some. So how did a texas beer end up sponsering a small concert in Milwaukee? Are you really asking how a beer company did something unexpected and not necessarily smart? It's kinda their job to bring out that quality in people...
  13. Rob
    chocolate milk is a terrible mixer, definitely apple juice if you can't drink your liqor straight Are you freaking kidding me? Peppermint schnapps and chocolate milk... tastes just like those Junior Mints you get at the movie theater. brb doing shots of skol like a real man Hey, you try getting your mom to pick up liquor on her dime "for the family." Sometimes, you've just got to get creative. At any rate, I'm drinking Crown on the rocks right now.
  14. Rob
    chocolate milk is a terrible mixer, definitely apple juice if you can't drink your liqor straight Are you freaking kidding me? Peppermint schnapps and chocolate milk... tastes just like those Junior Mints you get at the movie theater.
  15. Rob
    Same here. Vance: Chocolate milk all the way, duder.
  16. Rob
    I hope he's open to a bench job. Jones getting traded anyday now for a SP. You can buy me a beer when it happens. That leaves Soranio and Murton. I don't know if there's enough money to get Drew signed , I think I might be stretching to get Lee here even though his desire to play here is pretty strong. Oh, I know Jones is gone. Thing is, Sweet Lou says Soriano is our right fielder... which gives Lee no place to play (as Hendry loves Murton) Drew might still come, since he can be an average CF defender... but no way CLee can handle it. He can't even really handle left...
  17. Rob
    Hey, I lived in Texas once....... but I escaped ! Yeah, it took me about three years to escape. It's a big state. ;) Seven months FTW! You guys are slow.
  18. Rob
    Right on, man! All this twaddle about "stats" is just one more attempt by our oppressively monolithic Western culture to subvert your deep-seated natural instincts and to denigrate the rightful primacy of your sociocultural background and condition by subjugating you with it's fascistic "ideas" and "facts." This cult of heartless, dreamkilling fascists plots to rip us out of the rich cultural tapestry into which we were born, and to rend us from the abiding connection to our cultural roots which is the source of all truly abiding nourishment and sustenance. Thousands of endangered sac bunts die every day, and what do we do? But you can see through this--you and perhaps you alone can see through their imperalistic claims of "objective truth" and obsession with illusory "facts." You and perhaps you alone can see that they wish to tear you from your natural impulses-- the exhilaration of exciting plays unmediated by reflection. You and St. Morgan may be our last hope-- to protect the sanctity of pristine baseball-in-the-moment experience and anecdotes-around-the-fire from the fetid conspiracy of these boot-licking statistics lovers! Down with the fascism of facts! Or not. I love you.
  19. Rob
    Increases the market for our excess relievers, I like it.
  20. Rob
    That's half the fun. Speaking of which, I'm completely sober at the moment... but we'll have to see if it's still that way in an hour.
  21. Rob
    I hope he's open to a bench job.
  22. Rob
    Is anybody else getting the distinct impression everybody in here is a little tipsy?
  23. Rob
    Tim, kc, Fergie... I think we all just proved we are way too geeky to ever understand baseball. We might as well call it quits now. It's useless to even try anymore...
  24. Rob
    Im a math major. 12 ! = 479001600 Stupid coding fighting stupid math principles. 12 =/= 13 ?
  25. Rob
    I didn't assume a decline. You're right I didn't use EqA to justify my claims. Oh wait... being risk adverse won't help you win in the playoffs. 17 16.26794258 15.56740917 14.89704227 14.25554284 13.64166779 13.05422755 12.49208378 [/b] Woohoo, my brain is as smart as Excel!!!! Seriously, life and especially work is debilitating without Excel. God, that is nerdy. Ummm... did you miss third grade math class? 12.49 rounds down to 12. 12 != 13 You were way off.
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