I would have believed that the Beatles would re-unite, I would be voted "Sexiest Man Alive" by People Magazine, and that pigs would grow wings and crap gold coins before I'd believe Ryan Theriot would homer on back-to-back days.
Nobody looks like they give a damn anymore. If they've already quit, Lou needs to put someone's head through a wall, either figuratively or literally. These guys need a serious kick in the pants.
No, but Ricky Nolasco for Juan Pierre comes to mind. As does Wuertz for nothing, and DeRosa for nothing. Yes, yes, I know about Lee, Aram, Nomar, Harden, etc.