As long as we're putting up bad parodies, here's one sent to me by a trashtalking Sox fan friend of mine (the cheer/beer couplet is pretty weak). I didn't mind this much because I kind of hate Go Cubs Go. I love what it symbolizes, of course, but hate the crappy little ditty itself. Woe Cubs woe, Woe Cubs woe-oh-ohh Hey Chicago let’s all sing, Cubs will never win a thing. They got the power they got the speed To be the best in the National League Then Wrigley Field became Cubbie hell, But there's good baseball at the Cell. Woe Cubs woe, Woe Cubs woe-oh-ohh Hey Chicago let’s all rhyme The Cubs are booking their tee time. When the pressure’s on and the chips are down, Cubs will flub like Bozo the Clown. All Cub fans crave something to cheer, Cuz all they have is lukewarm beer. They’re singing: Woe Cubs woe, Woe Cubs woe-oh-ohh Hey Chicago, well whaddya know! Cubs are gonna fail to show.