Omar

Walk in a run please.

can we trade this Jessica Mendoza for Ron Coomer? I can get used to this voice.

Why does that outfield seem so big?

Cubs v. He who garners bums Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 35 31 8 0 1 0 1 4 5 .258 .343 .323 .665 0 0 0 0 1 Miguel Montero 33 32 6 1 0 0 2 0 8 .188 .212 .219 .431 0 0 0 1 1 Jason Heyward 20 18 5 0 0 1 5 1 4 .278 .300 .444 .744 0 1 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 15 13 3 0 0 0 0 2 6 .231 .333 .231 .564 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 7 6 5 1 1 0 1 1 0 .833 .857 1.333 2.190 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 6 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 2 0 0 0 0 David Ross 6 6 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 .167 .167 .667 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 .400 .250 .650 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 4 3 2 0 0 1 3 1 0 .667 .750 1.667 2.417 0 0 0 0 0 Clayton Richard 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .250 .000 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 147 132 31 2 2 3 13 11 37 .235 .297 .348 .645 2 1 0 1 2 Has not faced: Tommy La Stella and Jorge Soler & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren Giants v. He who garners a Nascar name Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Matt Duffy 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 1 Buster Posey 6 6 2 1 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 1 Denard Span 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Belt 5 5 3 0 1 1 2 0 2 .600 .600 1.600 2.200 0 0 0 0 0 Angel Pagan 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Hunter Pence 3 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kelby Tomlinson 3 2 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Cain 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 2 2 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Peavy 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 38 35 11 3 1 1 5 3 11 .314 .368 .543 .911 0 0 0 0 2 Has not faced: Gregor Blanco, Trevor Brown, Conor Gillaspie and Joe Panik & Has not faced pitchers: Madison Bumgarner, Johnny Cueto, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Derek Law, Javier Lopez, Josh Osich, Jeff Samardzija, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez

Sure, the front page should be fully constructed any decade now.

I went the entire day thinking this was a 9:15 start like last time, came home, turned on the game, and I'm happy to see it finished.

I prefer he tweet it

Cubs v. Cain Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Miguel Montero 69 57 12 1 0 3 11 11 16 .211 .348 .386 .734 0 0 0 1 0 Dexter Fowler 41 28 5 1 1 0 0 11 11 .179 .439 .286 .725 0 0 0 2 1 Anthony Rizzo 25 21 3 0 0 0 2 4 8 .143 .280 .143 .423 0 0 0 0 0 Clayton Richard 10 7 2 1 0 0 1 0 4 .286 .250 .429 .679 2 1 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 7 6 1 1 0 0 0 1 2 .167 .286 .333 .619 0 0 0 0 1 Kris Bryant 6 5 2 0 0 1 3 1 0 .400 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 1 David Ross 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Tommy La Stella 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 Total 185 145 29 6 1 4 18 31 51 .200 .350 .338 .688 5 1 0 3 4 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Tim Federowicz and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Justin Grimm, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren Giants v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Denard Span 29 23 8 1 0 0 3 5 5 .348 .483 .391 .874 0 0 0 1 1 Hunter Pence 13 12 2 0 0 0 1 1 0 .167 .231 .167 .397 0 0 0 0 1 Buster Posey 11 11 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 .364 .364 .455 .818 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Belt 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 6 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 1 Matt Duffy 3 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Angel Pagan 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Kelby Tomlinson 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Madison Bumgarner 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Samardzija 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 77 68 16 3 0 0 5 8 9 .235 .325 .279 .604 0 0 0 1 4 Has not faced: Gregor Blanco, Trevor Brown, Conor Gillaspie and Joe Panik & Has not faced pitchers: Matt Cain, Johnny Cueto, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Derek Law, Javier Lopez, Josh Osich, Jake Peavy, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez

How did Starlin Castro do tonight across the bay? 0 for 5 with a K.

Thank God Soler.

I wanted that to hit a seagull

It's nice to see Soler learned to play defense

Alright take Arrieta out

I would like this to happen everyday.

Or the Shawn Estes CGSO

Bryant is next

Tribune didn't give two shits

Blame the third base coach. Come on meat you have one job.

I think that was his ribs

Time says, "No"

Peavy didn't have a mullet when he was good, right?

I think that's the best PA Heyward has had all year

I'm confused...that looks like the wind is howling OUT, not in. http://dailybaseballdata.com/cgi-bin/weather.pl agrees

Pitcher batting 8th, aren't there enough graphic artists in Silicon Valley to create a cool graphic for their line-up? Come on, Giants!

who are the SPs that could be on the block ?