Omar

horsefeathers, i need to do my 4th shopping. this time, it falls on a monday, so Sunday night will be cray

this just in: they just have to WANT IT MORE than the other teams Bayless>

ah. the 1996 Cubs. Scored 772 runs, Allowed 771 runs. such a memorable team and year.

is Quade cutting up the same fish Soto was holding?

Phillies v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Carlos Ruiz 13 11 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 .000 .154 .000 .154 0 0 0 1 1 Ryan Howard 12 11 2 0 0 1 1 1 6 .182 .250 .455 .705 0 0 0 0 0 Peter Bourjos 10 10 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 .300 .300 .400 .700 0 0 0 0 0 Freddy Galvis 8 8 3 0 0 1 2 0 1 .375 .375 .750 1.125 0 0 0 0 0 Maikel Franco 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Andres Blanco 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Cesar Hernandez 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Cameron Rupp 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 58 55 10 1 0 2 3 2 18 .182 .224 .309 .533 0 0 0 1 1 Has not faced: Emmanuel Burriss, Tyler Goeddel, Odubel Herrera, Tommy Joseph and David Lough & Has not faced pitchers: Elvis Araujo, Andrew Bailey, Jerad Eickhoff, Jeanmar Gomez, Jeremy Hellickson, David Hernandez, Adam Morgan, Colton Murray, Hector Neris, Aaron Nola, Brett Oberholtzer and Vincent Velasquez Cubs v. Morgan Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Javier Baez 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 3 3 1 1 0 0 1 0 2 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 21 20 7 1 0 0 1 1 5 .350 .381 .400 .781 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz, Tommy La Stella, Miguel Montero, Jorge Soler, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

Jake Arrieta: Kale Juice Blend

Here are the many recipes Sammy Sofa can utilize from that book in lieu of bureaucratic cafeteria food http://i.imgur.com/NQelevn.png http://i.imgur.com/NQelevn.png http://i.imgur.com/NQwxODm.png

David will no doubt crush me with his claws for this, but who the [expletive] is the goober top row middle and the geezer to the right of him? I want to say middle dude is Randy Wells... Is the top right Koyie Hill? Idk who either of those guys are either. its Tyler Colvin

Way to add in 45 minutes you geriatric weirdo. Oh, I don't eat it until 5:30-6 anyways; the cafeteria/food court closes at 5 so I just have to have my food by then. Breakfast at 8 AM, lunch around noon and then dinner around 5. Waiting until later would just be weird and pointlessly cruel. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuRHWAhVgp0M_rd5tm7fvgx6q4byEzAVokQLr1jQzKa7Ew0VbP

get a brain, morans

Hahahaha Poor NPC, you don't have to deal with it, come to our side Against the power of Chicago, there can be no victory. We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Chicago. It would be wise, my friend.

CT

i always thought there were 6 Six Flags Hence the "Six" part The "Six Flags" represents the six different nations that have governed Texas. they will have to re-brand when Texas secedes

i dont really like this game very much

Never heard of Great America? Sounds familiar...Google has now taught me that there's Six Flags AND Six Flags Great America...that's pretty wild. i always thought there were 6 Six Flags Hence the "Six" part

Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in

tenure

In a 2003 Sports Illustrated survey of 550 active major league players, Bucknor was voted as the worst umpire in MLB, with 20.7% of the vote. In an updated 2006 SI survey, Bucknor was again voted MLB's worst umpire, with 21% of the players' votes. In a 2010 ESPN survey of 100 active players taken after Jim Joyce's blown call that cost Armando Galarraga a perfect game, Bucknor was again named the worst umpire in baseball (while Joyce was named the best).

without looking it up, it seems he's gone past 100+ pitches too many times this year

this game is too close for comfort now

...how would you regulate this if it wasn't allowed?

This game is OVAH

50 pitches through 1.2+ Decent.

And he'll be here until he's 39

Nsbb panic attack: begin