Omar

That's what I felt too during that goal. Wtf usa

Dear MLB, please install some horsefeathering HD slow-motion hidden cameras (about 4) around each base so these replays aren't based off of broadcast cameras or even on the horsefeathering base and you can do proper instant replays

We need another Disco Demolition night

came back from a meeting to my desk, opened this thread and thought the D'Backs scored with the amount of PMSing going on around here

JD fell into the basket

Yep [tweet] [/tweet]will they be wearing full suits in the bleachers, too?

D'Backs uniforms: when you wash your clothes but refuse to put them in the dryer.

somebody born in 1996 is starting against the Cubs [expletive] So close to statutory rape by method of dong. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/feel_old.png

I don't think those nachos could handle John Lackey's teeth

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/484archieface042915.jpg Heyward vs. Bradley Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 D'Backs v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jean Segura 22 22 10 0 0 2 2 0 5 .455 .455 .727 1.182 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Bourn 16 14 3 1 1 0 0 2 4 .214 .313 .429 .741 0 0 0 0 0 Rickie Weeks 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 Nick Ahmed 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Welington Castillo 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Paul Goldschmidt 6 5 3 0 0 1 1 1 1 .600 .667 1.200 1.867 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Lamb 6 4 2 0 0 0 3 1 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 1 0 0 0 Chris Owings 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Yasmany Tomas 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Patrick Corbin 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 77 72 20 1 1 3 6 4 19 .278 .312 .444 .756 0 1 0 0 1 Has not faced: Brandon Drury, Philip Gosselin and Chris Herrmann & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Barrett, Silvino Bracho, Archie Bradley, Tyler Clippard, Josh Collmenter, Zac Curtis, Randall Delgado, Edwin Escobar, Zack Greinke, Daniel Hudson, Robbie Ray and Brad Ziegler

A disappointing 8 games up. yeah, seriously. our pythag says we should be at 39-12 (before this game)

Hey chicubs1996, are Cubs getting revenge for 2008?

the box score that doesn't update? exactly Some idiot sucks at SQL and another idiot sucks at quality assurance. MLB.TV is poorly developed, including their mobile apps. On top of that, because of the marketshare of Android OS and Windows, they can claim they are "Available on over 400 devices" which i've never seen an application market themselves that way.

the box score that doesn't update?

pffft who needs Zobrist

let them eat goat i dont think anyone in LA eats anything besides kale salads, in-and-out-burger, and protein shakes.

I miss the forum DodgerBlues

somebody born in 1996 is starting against the Cubs horsefeathers

start the next game thread

hah.

Hendricks would probably own this line-up It's like one of those "could God microwave a burrito so hot even He couldn't eat it" questions. Burrito? No. Hot pocket? Maybe.

Just thinking the same thing what did he say?

Oh I'm sure that they think they have a chance against Hendricks. I mean, we know what Hendricks can do, but I don't think there's a league-wide understanding of his ability. I was just saying to my dad the other day, Hendricks had to be really frustrating for fans of opposing teams that don't get to watch him on a consistent basis. He seems like he should be so hittable, but he just mixes and locates so well. Like, if Hendricks was doing this against the Cubs, the game threads here would be all doom and gloom about the lineup being unable to hit 89 mph fastballs. Hendricks would probably own this line-up

#BaseballPlayersWithNascarNames