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Vargas even started pointing up right after Carter made contact like it was a routine pop

I predict #3, Guido will win this game's Sausage Race.

and Matt Lawton I remember this board was super excited that Hendry finally went after an OBP guy for the top of the Cubs lineup. He had a .380 OBP with the Pirates that year. Traded to the Cubs, he then put up a .244/.289/.308/.597 line, was flipped to the Yankees when the Cubs fell out of it and was even worse before getting suspended for PEDs the next season. slightly better than his opportunity cost, Jody Gerut

that was a great punch. I wish Barrett put the same tenacity on that girl punch to AJ. or Derrek Lee on Chris Young.

NOMAR! #NeverForget and Matt Lawton

this conversation is as relevant as astrology

Maybe the Bulls did something special your week/day

Maybe the Bears did something special your week

Steve Wilson started on my birthday. What does that mean?

Force a C-section on an Arrieta

Brewes v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Scooter Gennett 18 18 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 1 Ryan Braun 9 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 .125 .222 .125 .347 0 0 0 1 0 Jonathan Lucroy 9 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .111 .111 .111 .222 0 0 0 0 0 Martin Maldonado 9 8 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 .250 .333 .250 .583 0 0 0 0 0 Domingo Santana 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Hernan Perez 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Carter 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Zach Davies 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ramon Flores 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Aaron Hill 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 1 0 0 0 Kirk Nieuwenhuis 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 1 Wily Peralta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jonathan Villar 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jimmy Nelson 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Torres 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 72 68 9 1 0 0 1 2 19 .132 .167 .147 .314 0 1 0 1 2 Has not faced: Alex Presley and Colin Walsh & Has not faced pitchers: Chase Anderson, Michael Blazek, Blaine Boyer, Chris Capuano, Junior Guerra, Jeremy Jeffress, Jhan Marinez and Tyler Thornburg Cubs v. Anderson Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 6 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 9 9 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .111 .111 .111 .222 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Tim Federowicz, Dexter Fowler, Miguel Montero, Anthony Rizzo, David Ross, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

an entire page without a spain joke im proud of you guys

some people are taking the loss to the pirates harder than others

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Pirates v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Sean Rodriguez 49 41 10 3 0 2 6 4 15 .244 .347 .463 .810 0 1 0 3 1 Francisco Cervelli 20 18 4 0 0 0 2 1 2 .222 .263 .222 .485 1 0 0 0 0 Andrew McCutchen 17 16 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 .125 .176 .125 .301 0 0 0 1 0 David Freese 15 15 5 1 0 0 0 0 7 .333 .333 .400 .733 0 0 0 0 1 Josh Harrison 14 14 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 .286 .286 .286 .571 0 0 0 0 0 Starling Marte 13 12 3 1 0 0 0 1 3 .250 .308 .333 .641 0 0 0 0 0 Matthew Joyce 12 11 4 0 0 2 6 1 3 .364 .417 .909 1.326 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Stewart 12 7 3 0 0 1 2 2 1 .429 .545 .857 1.403 1 1 0 1 1 Jordy Mercer 6 6 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Gregory Polanco 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 Gerrit Cole 4 3 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.333 1 0 0 0 0 Jung Ho Kang 4 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Juan Nicasio 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Vogelsong 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 174 154 41 6 0 5 17 10 44 .266 .327 .403 .730 3 2 0 5 3 Has not faced: Cole Figueroa and John Jaso & Has not faced pitchers: Arquimedes Caminero, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Francisco Liriano, Jeff Locke, Mark Melancon, Jon Niese, A.J. Schugel and Tony Watson Cubs v. Cole Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 25 22 8 3 0 0 2 2 3 .364 .440 .500 .940 0 0 0 1 0 Dexter Fowler 21 19 7 0 0 1 1 2 5 .368 .429 .526 .955 0 0 0 0 1 Jason Heyward 19 15 3 1 0 0 1 4 1 .200 .368 .267 .635 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 17 12 3 0 0 0 0 5 6 .250 .471 .250 .721 0 0 0 0 1 Addison Russell 12 11 3 0 0 0 1 0 4 .273 .333 .273 .606 0 0 0 1 0 Tommy La Stella 11 11 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 .091 .091 .182 .273 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Kalish 9 9 1 0 1 0 0 0 4 .111 .111 .333 .444 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .286 .286 .286 .571 0 0 0 0 1 Javier Baez 6 6 1 0 0 1 1 0 3 .167 .167 .667 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 5 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 1 Jon Lester 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 2 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 .500 .333 .500 .833 0 1 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 1 0 Trevor Cahill 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 157 138 30 5 1 2 10 14 44 .217 .301 .312 .613 1 1 0 3 4 Has not faced pitchers: Justin Grimm, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren

Need a gif of Rizzo saying "horsefeathers" after that groundout

Top of the order should have a great day.

Cubs v. Locke Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 24 20 7 2 0 3 5 3 3 .350 .417 .900 1.317 0 1 0 0 1 Jason Heyward 21 19 7 1 0 0 4 2 2 .368 .429 .421 .850 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 12 9 4 0 0 0 3 2 0 .444 .500 .444 .944 0 1 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 11 9 2 0 0 1 5 2 4 .222 .364 .556 .919 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 10 6 0 0 0 0 0 4 4 .000 .400 .000 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 8 8 2 2 0 0 2 0 1 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Javier Baez 3 3 1 0 0 1 2 0 1 .333 .333 1.333 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 1 0 0 0 2 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 104 88 25 6 0 5 23 14 20 .284 .375 .523 .898 0 2 0 0 2 Has not faced: Ryan Kalish, Tommy La Stella and David Ross & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren Pirates v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 34 29 10 2 0 0 1 4 7 .345 .441 .414 .855 0 0 0 1 0 Gregory Polanco 23 23 3 0 0 0 1 0 8 .130 .130 .130 .261 0 0 0 0 0 Starling Marte 22 21 4 0 0 0 0 0 5 .190 .227 .190 .418 0 0 0 1 1 Francisco Cervelli 20 19 4 0 0 0 1 0 6 .211 .250 .211 .461 0 0 0 1 1 Matthew Joyce 20 17 7 2 0 1 4 2 0 .412 .450 .706 1.156 0 1 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 14 13 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 .077 .143 .154 .297 0 0 0 1 0 Jung Ho Kang 12 12 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 1 John Jaso 10 8 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 .125 .300 .125 .425 0 0 0 0 0 Jordy Mercer 8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 David Freese 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Liriano 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Sean Rodriguez 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Gerrit Cole 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Niese 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 172 159 33 5 0 1 7 8 37 .208 .262 .258 .519 0 1 0 4 4 Has not faced: Chris Stewart & Has not faced pitchers: Arquimedes Caminero, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Kyle Lobstein, Jeff Locke, Mark Melancon, Juan Nicasio, A.J. Schugel, Ryan Vogelsong and Tony Watson

That's the other fun part. Would be nice to throw a laser right to Addy and have him give you a thumbs up or something. or all the way to the catcher, and the Cubs realize what a strong arm you have, sign you onto their team and you become Rookie of the Year

my dad took me to a game in the bleachers when i was 15 made me a man how much did she charge? more than the beer, less than the helmet nachos

Well that would've been a good thought. bleachers are pretty terrible for families esp if there are kids or older folks. my dad took me to a game in the bleachers when i was 15 made me a man

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lets plunk S-Rod for the hell of it

Fowler and Heyward with some RGIs

does Cahill throw a knuckle curve like Gameday says?