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Cubs v. Liriano Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 26 23 4 0 0 1 3 2 8 .174 .269 .304 .574 0 0 0 1 0 Jason Heyward 16 13 3 0 0 0 1 3 6 .231 .375 .231 .606 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 16 14 3 0 1 0 5 1 6 .214 .250 .357 .607 0 1 0 0 2 Dexter Fowler 13 9 2 0 0 0 0 4 4 .222 .462 .222 .684 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 9 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 .111 .111 .111 .222 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 7 6 3 2 0 0 2 1 0 .500 .571 .833 1.405 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 7 6 1 0 0 0 0 1 3 .167 .286 .167 .452 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 5 3 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 .333 .600 .333 .933 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Kalish 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 117 98 19 2 1 1 11 15 42 .194 .304 .265 .570 2 1 0 1 2 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz and Tommy La Stella & Has not faced pitchers: Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren Pirates v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 34 33 10 2 0 3 6 1 5 .303 .324 .636 .960 0 0 1 0 0 Starling Marte 20 18 4 0 0 0 1 0 4 .222 .300 .222 .522 0 0 0 2 0 Jordy Mercer 19 19 6 1 0 1 3 0 3 .316 .316 .526 .842 0 0 0 0 0 Matthew Joyce 17 15 3 0 0 0 0 2 1 .200 .294 .200 .494 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 15 13 1 0 0 0 1 1 5 .077 .200 .077 .277 0 0 0 1 0 Gregory Polanco 14 13 4 2 0 1 2 1 1 .308 .357 .692 1.049 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Cervelli 12 12 5 1 0 0 1 0 2 .417 .417 .500 .917 0 0 0 0 0 John Jaso 9 9 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .111 .111 .222 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Stewart 8 7 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 .429 .500 .429 .929 0 0 0 0 0 David Freese 6 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jung Ho Kang 4 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 1 0 0 0 Gerrit Cole 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Liriano 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Vogelsong 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 165 155 40 7 0 5 16 6 28 .258 .297 .400 .697 0 1 1 3 0 Has not faced: Sean Rodriguez & Has not faced pitchers: Arquimedes Caminero, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Kyle Lobstein, Jeff Locke, Mark Melancon, Juan Nicasio, Jon Niese, A.J. Schugel and Tony Watson

I think we're all forgetting the obvious: Blame CT

NSBB Status: Suicide watch

this is gonna end with Soler not doing [expletive] with the bases loaded, isn't it? Yes. Yes it is.

Soler you sack of useless horsefeathers

Jorge owes us

umps shrink the strike zone on certain patient batters

this is gonna end with Soler not doing horsefeathers with the bases loaded, isn't it?

wow that was such a cubs thing to do.

it'll all be solved when we have robot umps

this would be a cool time for your first dong, hey-hey

somebody has to fill Bruce Froemming's void

Bad Cubs.

It'll be good when the bullpens are moved under the bleachers

Soler batting? Smoke break

Lackey: swing at curves in the dirt, watches fastballs land down the runway

Yomuiri Giants

the first time i noticed his teeth i had actual nightmares Haha, I had never really noticed his teeth before, and I was about to reply that his teeth don't even look that bad on Google, then I saw the bottom row. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiuAZTNIUAEiKfX.jpg In almost every picture of him, you can only see the top row, because he covers the bottom with his lip. He's gotta be at least a little insecure. I mean, look at that. Christ. Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces.

His karma sucks. or his mojo, if you will i think dr. evil took is mojo baby

Cubs v. Pomeranz Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 13 11 2 0 0 0 0 2 3 .182 .308 .182 .490 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Ryan Kalish, Tommy La Stella, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood Padres v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Melvin Upton 34 33 7 2 0 2 5 1 13 .212 .235 .455 .690 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Kemp 19 19 3 0 0 0 0 0 10 .158 .158 .158 .316 0 0 0 0 0 Alexei Ramirez 15 13 2 1 0 0 0 2 2 .154 .267 .231 .497 0 0 0 0 1 Wil Myers 9 9 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 .222 .222 .333 .556 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Jay 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .286 .286 .286 .571 0 0 0 0 0 Derek Norris 6 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Jankowski 3 3 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Brett Wallace 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Andrew Cashner 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brad Hand 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 100 96 20 5 0 2 6 4 32 .208 .240 .323 .563 0 0 0 0 1 Has not faced: Christian Bethancourt, Jabari Blash, Alex Dickerson, Jose Pirela and Adam Rosales & Has not faced pitchers: Ryan Buchter, Brandon Maurer, Luis Perdomo, Drew Pomeranz, Kevin Quackenbush, Colin Rea, Fernando Rodney, James Shields, Cesar Vargas and Carlos Villanueva

current state of NSBB: http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-14/1411/south-park-s14e11c05-god-bless-you-captain-hindsight-16x9.jpg?

i think we're more upset at the rundiff than the loss

take Strop out PLEASE.