Omar

I was told there'd be nachos.

Start at 1:20, end at 4:20.

Joseph Smith is a mop-up pitcher smart smart smart smart smart

I remember we got him and Aardsma for Hawkins. I was legitimately excited for Aardsma because of his knucklecurve.

death, taxes, and some dumb cardinal with a stupid name will hit random home runs against the Cubs. He also has to be white, have little physical talent, and have a poor minor league track record and grit & hustle

Adam Wainwright enters today with the best winning percentage at Wrigley in MLB history at 10-1 (.909)

isnt MLB / Rob Manfred trying to make an extra effort this year to make sure games go 9 innings even with bad weather? I heard JD talk about it in a game earlier this season.

I walked to the mailbox down the street to mail out a letter... what the hell happened?!?!

There's no reason we shouldn't sweep these fucks.

http://i.imgur.com/oYuEgUW.png A wink? A blink? A terorist fist jab?

maybe you just didn't watch the 2013 season like most people

damn maddon subtlety calling out Matheny's mother

Just when you thought this line-up couldn't be more garbage...

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/764112331911548928[/tweet] That has to be like, 16 WAR bonus points, at least. Right?

I feel like Rizzo didn't think it was a ball initially. He (along with many other hitters) start walking to first as soon as ball 4 makes contact with the glove, but he seemed to hesitate for a second until he heard silence from the umpire.

people have sigs on?

Cardinals v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 35 33 9 6 0 0 2 2 5 .273 .314 .455 .769 0 0 0 0 1 Kolten Wong 28 28 6 1 0 0 0 0 9 .214 .214 .250 .464 0 0 0 0 1 Matt Carpenter 27 21 1 0 0 0 0 6 5 .048 .259 .048 .307 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Holliday 23 20 2 0 0 0 0 3 7 .100 .217 .100 .317 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 23 21 3 0 0 0 0 1 7 .143 .217 .143 .360 0 0 0 1 0 Stephen Piscotty 9 7 1 0 0 0 2 2 2 .143 .333 .143 .476 0 0 0 0 0 Randal Grichuk 6 6 3 0 1 1 3 0 1 .500 .500 1.333 1.833 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Moss 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 1 0 Tommy Pham 6 5 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Greg Garcia 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Total 171 150 28 7 1 1 8 19 41 .187 .287 .267 .553 0 0 0 2 2 Has not faced: Jeremy Hazelbaker and Alberto Rosario & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Zach Duke, Jaime Garcia, Mike Leake, Seth Maness, Seung-hwan Oh, Alexander Reyes, Kevin Siegrist and Jerome Williams Cubs v. Wainwright Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 40 37 11 1 0 1 5 2 5 .297 .325 .405 .730 0 1 0 0 3 Miguel Montero 27 25 7 0 0 1 2 2 7 .280 .333 .400 .733 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 24 21 6 2 0 0 0 3 4 .286 .375 .381 .756 0 0 0 0 1 Dexter Fowler 22 21 3 1 0 1 1 1 6 .143 .182 .333 .515 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 19 18 4 1 0 1 3 1 3 .222 .263 .444 .708 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 19 18 6 3 0 1 4 1 6 .333 .368 .667 1.035 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 12 11 3 1 0 0 0 1 3 .273 .333 .364 .697 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 10 9 1 0 0 1 2 0 4 .111 .200 .444 .644 0 0 0 1 0 Travis Wood 10 9 2 0 0 1 1 0 3 .222 .222 .556 .778 1 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 8 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 8 7 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .125 .000 .125 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 6 6 3 1 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .667 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 1 John Lackey 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 221 205 50 10 0 7 19 13 51 .244 .291 .395 .686 1 1 0 1 6 Has not faced: Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Mike Montgomery, Hector Rondon and Joe Smith

Matt Holliday with a fractured right thumb. Another nail in the Cardinals coffin.

The man just wanted to go home

Donald Trump's base directing death threats? More at 11

That was a strike.

Grass is blue, sky is green, Heyward is a useless piece of horsefeathers.

To give La Stella a melty, obviously.

Rally Killward