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Cueto looks like Malcolm James Warner (Theo from the Cosby Show) when he had dreadlocks.

oh man. Imagine how pissed Hammel would be if he was left off the playoff roster.

Cubs v. Cueto Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 22 22 2 1 0 1 1 0 7 .091 .091 .273 .364 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 20 17 5 1 0 1 4 1 3 .294 .400 .529 .929 0 0 0 2 0 Miguel Montero 20 19 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 .105 .150 .105 .255 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 15 15 3 2 0 0 1 0 3 .200 .200 .333 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 14 13 3 0 0 0 0 1 7 .231 .286 .231 .516 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 3 .250 .400 .250 .650 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 5 3 1 0 0 0 1 2 0 .333 .600 .333 .933 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 3 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 3 2 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 133 122 24 7 0 2 10 8 34 .197 .258 .303 .561 1 0 0 2 1 Has not faced: Willson Contreras and Tommy La Stella & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Felix Pena, Joe Smith and Rob Zastryzny Giants v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Eduardo Nunez 16 13 4 3 0 0 0 3 3 .308 .438 .538 .976 0 0 0 0 0 Denard Span 15 10 2 0 0 0 0 3 0 .200 .429 .200 .629 1 0 0 1 0 Hunter Pence 6 6 2 2 0 0 1 0 2 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Belt 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 1 0 0 Conor Gillaspie 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Panik 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Buster Posey 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 51 42 9 5 0 0 1 7 6 .214 .340 .333 .673 1 0 1 1 0 Has not faced: Ehire Adrianza, Trevor Brown, Gorkys Hernandez, Angel Pagan, Jarrett Parker, Kelby Tomlinson and Mac Williamson & Has not faced pitchers: Madison Bumgarner, Matt Cain, Johnny Cueto, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Joe Nathan, Steven Okert, Josh Osich, Matt Reynolds, Sergio Romo, Jeff Samardzija, Will Smith, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez

Cubs v. Bumgarner Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 39 35 8 0 1 0 1 4 5 .229 .308 .286 .593 0 0 0 0 1 Miguel Montero 33 32 6 1 0 0 2 0 8 .188 .212 .219 .431 0 0 0 1 1 Jason Heyward 20 18 5 0 0 1 5 1 4 .278 .300 .444 .744 0 1 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 19 16 3 0 0 0 0 3 7 .188 .316 .188 .503 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 10 9 6 1 1 0 1 1 0 .667 .700 1.000 1.700 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 9 9 2 0 0 1 1 0 3 .222 .222 .556 .778 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 8 7 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .286 .375 .429 .804 0 0 0 1 0 Matt Szczur 8 7 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 .286 .375 .286 .661 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 1 0 Trevor Cahill 6 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 2 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 175 158 34 3 2 2 10 11 41 .215 .277 .297 .575 2 1 0 3 2 Has not faced: Willson Contreras and Tommy La Stella & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Felix Pena, Joe Smith and Rob Zastryzny Giants v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Denard Span 18 17 4 1 0 0 0 1 2 .235 .278 .294 .572 0 0 0 0 1 Buster Posey 15 12 1 0 0 0 2 1 1 .083 .133 .083 .217 0 2 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 12 10 0 0 0 0 0 2 6 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 Hunter Pence 12 10 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 .300 .417 .300 .717 0 0 0 1 0 Brandon Belt 9 8 0 0 0 0 1 1 5 .000 .111 .000 .111 0 0 0 0 0 Ehire Adrianza 8 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Angel Pagan 8 8 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Conor Gillaspie 7 6 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 .333 .429 .333 .762 0 0 0 0 0 Eduardo Nunez 7 6 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 .333 .429 .333 .762 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Panik 3 2 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Johnny Cueto 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kelby Tomlinson 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 103 91 20 1 0 0 5 9 22 .220 .291 .231 .522 0 2 0 1 1 Has not faced: Trevor Brown, Gorkys Hernandez, Jarrett Parker and Mac Williamson & Has not faced pitchers: Madison Bumgarner, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Steven Okert, Josh Osich, Matt Reynolds, Sergio Romo, Jeff Samardzija, Will Smith, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez

*yawn* another win... http://i.imgur.com/vIf0lAD.gif

Cubs v. Saurez Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 0 0 0 1 0 Tommy La Stella 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 10 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .100 .000 .100 0 0 0 1 0 Has not faced: Chris Coghlan, Willson Contreras, Jason Heyward, David Ross, Addison Russell and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Felix Pena, Joe Smith, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny Giants v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Denard Span 31 24 8 1 0 0 3 6 6 .333 .484 .375 .859 0 0 0 1 1 Eduardo Nunez 16 15 2 0 0 0 1 1 5 .133 .188 .133 .321 0 0 0 0 0 Hunter Pence 13 12 2 0 0 0 1 1 0 .167 .231 .167 .397 0 0 0 0 1 Buster Posey 13 13 5 1 0 1 2 0 0 .385 .385 .692 1.077 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 8 7 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 .286 .375 .286 .661 0 0 0 0 1 Brandon Belt 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Kelby Tomlinson 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Angel Pagan 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Trevor Brown 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Panik 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Ehire Adrianza 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Madison Bumgarner 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Samardzija 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 103 91 21 3 0 1 9 10 15 .231 .314 .297 .610 1 0 0 1 4 Has not faced: Conor Gillaspie, Gorkys Hernandez, Jarrett Parker and Mac Williamson & Has not faced pitchers: Johnny Cueto, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Steven Okert, Josh Osich, Matt Reynolds, Sergio Romo, Will Smith, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez

Damn. I've spent all evening researching where to allocate my IRA from my 401k, and refinancing my student loans... I missed this entire game.

dont let gawker get that video of another man grabbing Hogan's dong

Cubs v. Samardzija Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 23 22 6 1 2 1 1 1 9 .273 .304 .636 .941 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 15 11 3 0 1 0 2 4 4 .273 .467 .455 .921 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 13 11 1 0 0 1 1 1 6 .091 .231 .364 .594 0 0 0 1 0 Ben Zobrist 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 3 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 2 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 .500 .667 2.000 2.667 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 70 61 13 2 3 3 5 8 21 .213 .314 .492 .806 0 0 0 1 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Willson Contreras, Tommy La Stella, Jorge Soler and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Mike Montgomery, Felix Pena, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny Giants v. Montgomery Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Angel Pagan 4 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Panik 4 4 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Belt 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Buster Posey 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Total 14 12 3 1 0 0 1 2 0 .250 .357 .333 .690 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Ehire Adrianza, Trevor Brown, Brandon Crawford, Conor Gillaspie, Gorkys Hernandez, Eduardo Nunez, Jarrett Parker, Hunter Pence and Denard Span & Has not faced pitchers: Madison Bumgarner, Johnny Cueto, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Sergio Romo, Jeff Samardzija, Will Smith, Hunter Strickland and Albert Suarez

grit, hustle, heart, etc. Its obvious their bible is this but it hasn't been publicized

The best part about that tweet was the replies http://i.imgur.com/rDgVR3w.png

Oh wait I almost forgot Pirates v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 37 36 12 3 0 3 6 1 5 .333 .351 .667 1.018 0 0 1 0 0 Starling Marte 23 21 5 0 0 0 1 0 5 .238 .304 .238 .542 0 0 0 2 0 Jordy Mercer 22 22 6 1 0 1 3 0 4 .273 .273 .455 .727 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 18 16 2 0 0 0 1 1 5 .125 .222 .125 .347 0 0 0 1 1 Matthew Joyce 17 15 3 0 0 0 0 2 1 .200 .294 .200 .494 0 0 0 0 0 Gregory Polanco 17 15 5 3 0 1 2 2 2 .333 .412 .733 1.145 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Cervelli 15 15 6 1 0 0 2 0 3 .400 .400 .467 .867 0 0 0 0 0 John Jaso 13 12 2 1 0 0 0 1 3 .167 .231 .250 .481 0 0 0 0 1 David Freese 6 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Vogelsong 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Eric Fryer 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Sean Rodriguez 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 172 162 43 9 0 5 16 7 30 .265 .308 .414 .722 0 0 1 3 2 Has not faced: Josh Bell and Alen Hanson & Has not faced pitchers: Antonio Bastardo, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Chad Kuhl, Jeff Locke, Juan Nicasio, Ivan Nova, Felipe Rivero, A.J. Schugel and Tony Watson Cubs v. Vogelsong Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Miguel Montero 37 32 9 3 0 0 4 3 5 .281 .378 .375 .753 0 0 1 2 1 Dexter Fowler 17 16 4 2 1 0 0 1 4 .250 .294 .500 .794 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 17 14 5 1 0 1 1 3 0 .357 .471 .643 1.113 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 8 8 4 1 0 3 5 0 3 .500 .500 1.750 2.250 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 1 David Ross 5 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200 .200 .400 .600 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 112 99 25 8 1 4 10 9 20 .253 .327 .475 .802 2 0 1 2 2 Has not faced: Willson Contreras and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena and Rob Zastryzny sorry about that guys, had an awful hangover.

yeah well lets see him get a below average GPA with a liberal arts degree at a below average school and still graduate. C's still earn degrees.

Hammel and Samardzija

i was taking a jab at that marilyn monroe line that every girl has on her facebook quotes

you mean in the world duh Uh, have you SEEN Derwood's sig? only when im on my iPad and not logged in greatest sig on this site.

maybe he should have made one of those white bg black text twitter/tumblr images to fully express himself if you cant handle Len at his worst, you don't deserve him at his best

im sure he can run down a flyball and steal home runs like nobody's business

this is why we cant have nice things

His dog must have gotten skunked again. Nah, I doused the entire back yard in repellent. not a single skunk in sight, not even a hare. unfortunately the same exact repellent repels dogs, so now the dog won't even go into the back yard. has to use the bathroom in the front. worth it.

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how bout you go read an actual book or journal article or something

Cubs v. Kuhl Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Kris Bryant 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 2 2 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 2 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.500 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 2 2 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 .500 .500 2.000 2.500 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 13 11 7 1 1 1 3 1 0 .636 .667 1.182 1.848 1 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Dexter Fowler, Miguel Montero, David Ross, Jorge Soler and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny Pirates v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Gregory Polanco 14 14 6 2 0 1 2 0 3 .429 .429 .786 1.214 0 0 0 0 0 Starling Marte 11 9 2 0 0 0 1 2 2 .222 .364 .222 .586 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 10 10 4 1 0 1 1 0 1 .400 .400 .800 1.200 0 0 0 0 0 Jordy Mercer 10 10 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 .400 .400 .400 .800 0 0 0 0 0 Andrew McCutchen 9 8 1 0 0 0 0 1 5 .125 .222 .125 .347 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Cervelli 5 5 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 .200 .200 .400 .600 0 0 0 0 0 John Jaso 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Sean Rodriguez 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 .333 .333 1.333 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Locke 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jameson Taillon 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 68 65 19 4 0 3 8 3 18 .292 .324 .492 .816 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Josh Bell, David Freese, Eric Fryer and Matthew Joyce & Has not faced pitchers: Antonio Bastardo, Steven Brault, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Chad Kuhl, Juan Nicasio, Ivan Nova, Felipe Rivero, A.J. Schugel, Ryan Vogelsong and Tony Watson

This thread has over 1600 replies, you'll find more misery porn here: summary: Hurdle is the devil

I wanted to post Enrique Wilson, but could not find a single picture of him in a Cubs uniform with his number showing.