Omar

Another grounded Pierre.

Oh here we go.

Biggio Ks! 1 down.

Houston Astros Vs. Rich Hill **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Carlos Lee 4 3 2 0 0 1 1 1 0 .667 .750 1.667 2.417 Brad Ausmus 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Lance Berkman 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Craig Biggio 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 Eric Bruntlett 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mark Loretta 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ty Wigginton 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Wandy Rodriguez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chris Burke 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Eric Munson 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Orlando Palmeiro 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chicago Cubs Vs. Woody Williams **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 45 43 13 2 0 2 7 2 6 .302 .333 .488 .821 Jason Kendall 41 37 18 2 0 1 5 3 2 .486 .537 .622 1.159 Derrek Lee 38 33 10 3 0 0 6 5 8 .303 .395 .394 .789 Cliff Floyd 31 29 11 1 0 2 6 2 4 .379 .419 .621 1.040 Daryle Ward 22 21 3 0 0 0 1 1 4 .143 .182 .143 .325 Alfonso Soriano 15 15 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .133 .133 .133 .266 Mark DeRosa 13 13 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 .154 .154 .154 .308 Jacque Jones 12 11 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 .182 .250 .182 .432 Henry Blanco 9 8 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 .250 .333 .250 .583 Kerry Wood 8 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mike Fontenot 6 6 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .667 1.167 Ryan Theriot 6 5 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 .200 .333 .200 .533 Matt Murton 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .500 .333 .833 Carlos Zambrano 4 4 1 0 0 1 1 0 2 .250 .250 1.000 1.250 Ryan Dempster 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 Craig Monroe 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Felix Pie 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 Ted Lilly 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Sean Marshall 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000

Just make that your sig.

Let's pretend it's ERA+. ...DAMMIT!

Counsell. His batting stance annoys the crap out of me.

He's the unsung hero. So good you don't notice him.

Thanks. Now I gotta go scrub my brain! [-( Paris Hilton as a child?

Lou said Blanco will get the start behind the plate.

*Furiously points to sig*

Groundout to SS and... CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

SORIANOBOMB!

MURTONBOMB!

Coats to Reds for PTBNL. Rapada to Detriot to complete the Monroe PTBNL trade.

If you're gonna say one word in front of 40,000 people, think it through... Or else you'll look like this guy: http://assets.espn.go.com/media/mlb/2004/0723/photo/w_osbourne_vi.jpg

Milwaukee Brewers Vs. Ted Lilly **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Kevin Mench 26 24 5 1 0 0 2 2 2 .208 .269 .250 .519 Prince Fielder 6 5 3 1 0 0 1 0 1 .600 .500 .800 1.300 Bill Hall 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .167 .000 .167 J.J. Hardy 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 .167 .167 .334 Corey Hart 6 6 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 .333 .333 1.000 1.333 Damian Miller 5 5 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .200 .200 .200 .400 Ryan Braun 3 3 2 0 0 1 1 0 0 .667 .667 1.667 2.334 Johnny Estrada 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Rickie Weeks 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Craig Counsell 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Geoff Jenkins 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ben Sheets 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chicago Cubs Vs. Manny Parra Never faced 'em.

The name of the AIM chat tonight is "Sheetslol" Feel free to join or IM me on Cubs4life421 and I will invite you.

Especially in September. Hopefully he'll be used as a mop-up.

He could've said "Root, root, root for the Midwestern team" or something. Saying "Brewers" in our house and not expecting boos? Please. Even I would've booed him. And they weren't even saying "Boo"... They were saying "UUEEEE-ker."

Would've made sense to make this poll earlier... Because by the end of the series the results won't be accurate.

Yeah... Don't think WGN thought this would be an important series...

Chicago Cubs Vs. Ben Sheets **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 52 47 10 2 1 1 7 1 7 .213 .250 .362 .612 Jason Kendall 44 42 12 2 0 0 2 1 3 .286 .318 .333 .651 Derrek Lee 42 41 14 2 0 5 11 0 10 .341 .333 .756 1.089 Daryle Ward 36 34 7 1 0 1 4 2 9 .206 .250 .324 .574 Cliff Floyd 19 18 5 2 0 0 2 1 2 .278 .316 .389 .705 Jacque Jones 17 17 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 .118 .118 .118 .236 Mark DeRosa 14 14 4 1 1 0 3 0 5 .286 .286 .500 .786 Carlos Zambrano 10 10 4 0 0 0 2 0 3 .400 .400 .400 .800 Henry Blanco 8 7 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Dempster 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kerry Wood 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .333 .500 Mike Fontenot 4 4 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .750 1.000 Jason Marquis 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .500 .750 Ryan Theriot 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 Craig Monroe 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 Matt Murton 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Felix Pie 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ted Lilly 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 Milwaukee Brewers Vs. Carlos Zambrano **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Geoff Jenkins 49 44 13 2 1 2 8 3 11 .295 .347 .523 .870 Bill Hall 38 33 5 1 2 0 4 5 16 .152 .263 .303 .566 Craig Counsell 26 19 5 2 0 0 1 6 1 .263 .423 .368 .791 Prince Fielder 22 18 6 3 0 1 3 4 3 .333 .455 .667 1.122 Rickie Weeks 20 20 5 1 0 1 3 0 8 .250 .250 .450 .700 Johnny Estrada 15 14 4 0 0 0 0 1 2 .286 .333 .286 .619 Damian Miller 15 13 3 1 0 0 1 2 5 .231 .333 .308 .641 J.J. Hardy 14 11 2 0 0 1 1 3 3 .182 .357 .455 .812 Gabe Gross 11 5 1 0 0 0 0 5 3 .200 .600 .200 .800 Corey Hart 7 6 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .167 .286 .167 .453 Jeff Suppan 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chris Capuano 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Braun 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .500 .667 .500 1.167 David Bush 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Claudio Vargas 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000

A little late but... CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

Nevermind... Uecker should do the stretch every Cubs/Brewers game. Ever.