Omar

Yeah. I'll probably steal the local library's. >_>

Brewers Vs. Marquis **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Craig Counsell 29 25 8 2 1 1 1 4 0 .320 .414 .600 1.014 Jason Kendall 19 18 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333 .368 .389 .757 J.J. Hardy 17 16 5 1 0 0 0 1 1 .313 .353 .375 .728 Bill Hall 15 14 5 1 0 1 2 1 1 .357 .400 .643 1.043 Prince Fielder 13 12 2 1 0 1 1 1 2 .167 .231 .500 .731 Rickie Weeks 10 7 2 0 1 0 0 3 2 .286 .500 .571 1.071 Corey Hart 8 8 3 0 0 1 2 0 1 .375 .375 .750 1.125 David Bush 7 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 Ryan Braun 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .666 Ben Sheets 4 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Tony Gwynn 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Mike Rivera 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 Salomon Torres 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 132 118 38 7 2 4 8 11 11 .322 .380 .517 .897 Cubs Vs. Sheets **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 58 52 10 2 1 1 8 1 7 .192 .224 .327 .551 Derrek Lee 48 47 15 2 0 5 11 0 12 .319 .313 .681 .994 Daryle Ward 36 34 7 1 0 1 4 2 9 .206 .250 .324 .574 Mark DeRosa 19 19 5 2 1 0 3 0 6 .263 .263 .474 .737 Carlos Zambrano 14 14 5 0 0 0 2 0 4 .357 .357 .357 .714 Ryan Theriot 10 10 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .200 .200 .200 .400 Henry Blanco 8 7 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Dempster 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kerry Wood 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .333 .500 Mike Fontenot 4 4 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .750 1.000 Reed Johnson 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333 .500 .333 .833 Jason Marquis 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .500 .750 Felix Pie 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kosuke Fukudome 3 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500 Matt Murton 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Geovany Soto 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 Ted Lilly 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 230 217 53 10 3 7 30 6 54 .244 .265 .415 .680

No.

Nice. REALLLL Nice.

This is sickening.

Finally get a break...

*Theriot on the free agent list with Matt Morris.

Way to go Theriot.

Here comes the double play. Cubs fashion.

They weren't. He just had too big of a lead... When the catcher tried to pick him off, you might as well go to third...

That could've been a disaster.

They're playing Linkin Park... Why?

HEY. JOHN LANNAN HAS A NO HITTER. A NO HITTER. THROUGH 4 INNINGS.

Overreaction much? I believe that is sarcasm... I thought green was jealously...

http://www.glyphjockey.com/pix07/lennon.jpg John Lennon, 119 ERA+ through 23 2/3 IP. http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/03/05/9JRK4k5V.jpg Ted Lilly, 59 ERA+ through 24 and 2/3 IP. Cubs Vs. Lannan Never faced 'em. Nationals Vs. Lilly **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Cristian Guzman 19 18 1 0 0 0 0 1 8 .056 .105 .056 .161 Ron Belliard 12 9 2 1 0 0 0 3 1 .222 .417 .333 .750 Nick Johnson 11 9 3 0 0 0 1 2 1 .333 .455 .333 .788 Felipe Lopez 9 8 2 0 0 2 3 0 2 .250 .333 1.000 1.333 Wily Mo Pena 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 .000 .167 .000 .167 Ryan Zimmerman 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .333 .333 .333 .666 Aaron Boone 3 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500 Johnny Estrada 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Austin Kearns 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Lastings Milledge 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .666 Willie Harris 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Shawn Hill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 79 70 14 2 0 2 4 7 23 .200 .291 .314 .605

Memo to Howry: Die. http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/images/2007/04/21/dH9rbxXg.jpg El Chico, 68 ERA+ through 28 1/3 IP. http://images.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/_photos/2006-04-17-zambrano.jpg Big Z, 162 ERA+ through 33 2/3 IP. Cubs Vs. Chico **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Mark DeRosa 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Mike Fontenot 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Derrek Lee 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Aramis Ramirez 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Ryan Theriot 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 Rich Hill 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 17 17 4 1 0 0 0 0 2 .235 .235 .294 .529 Nationals Vs. Zambrano **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Rob Mackowiak 43 36 11 4 1 1 4 7 8 .306 .419 .556 .975 Austin Kearns 33 27 5 2 0 1 4 5 8 .185 .333 .370 .703 Felipe Lopez 33 28 7 1 1 2 4 5 7 .250 .364 .571 .935 Ron Belliard 24 19 2 1 0 0 2 3 5 .105 .217 .158 .375 Willie Harris 19 18 4 0 0 0 0 1 2 .222 .263 .222 .485 Aaron Boone 18 15 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 .200 .333 .267 .600 Johnny Estrada 18 17 5 0 0 0 0 1 3 .294 .333 .294 .627 Wily Mo Pena 15 12 4 0 0 0 0 2 7 .333 .467 .333 .800 Ryan Zimmerman 9 7 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 .143 .333 .143 .476 Nick Johnson 6 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .333 .200 .533 Tim Redding 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Cristian Guzman 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Wil Nieves 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 225 191 46 9 2 4 15 27 41 .241 .348 .372 .720 Wil Nieves owns Z. We're screwed.

I still dont know who he is. Agree. I just know him as the guy who homered off F$##$ Howry. Remember when Rob Bowen walk-off'd against Howry?

When was the last time Cubs had a walk-off HR hit against them?

Hahahaha. Wow. He kept throwing those 2-seamers. On and on... So what is the batter supposed to expect? Exactly. Missed the target by a long shot, hung it, and there's the ballgame.

Blanco could've done that.

What the crap is Lou doing?

Blanco to save us.

Gotta stop clogging those bases...

Felix won't get the start. Reed Johnson will. Here's why: Cubs Vs. Perez **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Aramis Ramirez 10 9 4 0 0 2 4 1 2 .444 .500 1.111 1.611 Reed Johnson 8 8 5 1 0 0 1 0 2 .625 .625 .750 1.375 Derrek Lee 8 8 2 1 0 0 2 0 2 .250 .250 .375 .625 Mark DeRosa 6 5 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 .400 .500 .600 1.100 Henry Blanco 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .250 .400 .250 .650 Jon Lieber 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kerry Wood 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 41 37 15 3 0 2 8 3 7 .405 .450 .649 1.099 Nationals Vs. Dempster **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Ron Belliard 23 18 4 1 0 0 2 5 2 .222 .391 .278 .669 Felipe Lopez 15 14 3 1 0 1 4 1 7 .214 .267 .500 .767 Rob Mackowiak 14 10 3 0 0 0 1 4 3 .300 .500 .300 .800 Austin Kearns 13 12 2 1 0 0 4 1 5 .167 .231 .250 .481 Aaron Boone 11 11 3 0 1 0 0 0 3 .273 .273 .455 .728 Johnny Estrada 7 7 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 .429 .429 .429 .858 Wil Nieves 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Zimmerman 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 Cristian Guzman 3 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 Wily Mo Pena 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Willie Harris 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 98 86 22 5 1 1 12 11 26 .256 .347 .372 .719

Rockies Vs. Marquis **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Willy Taveras 34 32 9 0 1 0 3 1 4 .281 .324 .344 .668 Todd Helton 29 24 7 2 0 2 5 5 2 .292 .414 .625 1.039 Matt Holliday 19 18 4 0 0 2 3 0 4 .222 .263 .556 .819 Brad Hawpe 18 15 8 1 0 1 6 3 1 .533 .611 .800 1.411 Garrett Atkins 16 15 3 2 0 0 0 1 1 .200 .250 .333 .583 Scott Podsednik 14 13 4 1 0 0 1 1 2 .308 .357 .385 .742 Yorvit Torrealba 9 8 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 .375 .444 .375 .819 Clint Barmes 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Troy Tulowitzki 6 6 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .167 .167 .333 .500 Jeff Francis 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .200 .000 .200 Ryan Spilborghs 5 5 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 .400 .400 .400 .800 Aaron Cook 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jeff Baker 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 Kip Wells 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 171 155 41 7 1 5 21 12 20 .265 .333 .419 .752 Cubs Vs. Cook **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Derrek Lee 11 7 3 1 0 0 0 4 0 .429 .636 .571 1.207 Aramis Ramirez 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jason Marquis 6 6 2 2 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .667 1.000 Mark DeRosa 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .200 .000 .200 Ryan Theriot 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Daryle Ward 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 .250 .250 .500 Ronny Cedeno 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Mike Fontenot 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Reed Johnson 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Matt Murton 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Felix Pie 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Rich Hill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jon Lieber 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Henry Blanco 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 Ryan Dempster 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 58 52 11 3 0 0 1 5 4 .212 .281 .269 .550