Omar

D'Backs Vs Zambrano **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Chris Burke 10 8 1 0 0 0 1 1 2 .125 .200 .125 .325 Robby Hammock 5 4 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 .250 .400 .500 .900 Eric Byrnes 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .250 .000 .250 Randy Johnson 4 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Jeff Salazar 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Danny Haren 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 28 24 3 1 0 0 3 2 9 .125 .214 .167 .381 Cubs Vs. Johnson **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Derrek Lee 24 22 4 0 0 0 0 1 13 .182 .250 .182 .432 Aramis Ramirez 19 17 3 0 0 1 1 1 12 .176 .263 .353 .616 Reed Johnson 18 12 5 1 0 0 0 2 5 .417 .611 .500 1.111 Henry Blanco 15 14 4 0 0 1 1 1 3 .286 .333 .500 .833 Mark DeRosa 10 10 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .100 .100 .100 .200 Ryan Dempster 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 .000 .000 .000 .000 Alfonso Soriano 8 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 .125 .125 .125 .250 Jon Lieber 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .250 .000 .250 Daryle Ward 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Jason Marquis 3 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Carlos Zambrano 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .666 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 117 103 20 1 0 2 3 6 51 .194 .276 .262 .538

I wonder how many times they'll mention the 2007 NLDS today.

D'Backs Vs. Dempster **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Randy Johnson 12 11 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 .273 .273 .364 .637 Orlando Hudson 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chris Burke 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .500 .333 .833 Chris Snyder 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .666 Robby Hammock 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Conor Jackson 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 Brandon Webb 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Eric Byrnes 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Stephen Drew 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 Mark Reynolds 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Justin Upton 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 34 31 7 2 0 0 0 1 12 .226 .273 .290 .563 Cubs Vs. Scherzer Never faced 'em.

Soriano? Productive?! *mind asplode*

Uhhh.. wow.

Guessing that doesn't include playoff stats. Nope. Just like playoff stats aren't included in career stats, neither are these.

and Soriano might actually have a decent day.

D'backs Vs. Lilly **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Eric Byrnes 14 14 4 1 0 1 3 0 3 .286 .286 .571 .857 Chris Burke 10 9 3 1 1 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 Robby Hammock 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Orlando Hudson 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Chris Young 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Stephen Drew 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Conor Jackson 2 2 1 0 0 1 2 0 1 .500 .500 2.000 2.500 Chris Snyder 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Justin Upton 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 41 40 10 2 1 2 6 0 8 .250 .250 .500 .750 Cubs Vs. Haren **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Reed Johnson 13 13 3 0 1 0 3 0 4 .231 .231 .385 .616 Alfonso Soriano 13 13 5 2 0 2 5 0 1 .385 .385 1.000 1.385 Mark DeRosa 8 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Derrek Lee 5 4 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 .250 .400 .500 .900 Aramis Ramirez 5 4 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .600 .750 1.350 Daryle Ward 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Carlos Zambrano 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 49 47 14 4 1 2 9 2 8 .298 .327 .553 .880

Cubs Vs. Volquez **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Mike Fontenot 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Derrek Lee 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Aramis Ramirez 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .500 .667 .500 1.167 Ryan Theriot 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .666 Henry Blanco 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mark DeRosa 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1.000 Kosuke Fukudome 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Reed Johnson 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 Ted Lilly 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 22 17 4 0 0 0 1 4 7 .235 .381 .235 .616 Reds Vs. Lieber **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Adam Dunn 28 27 9 3 0 2 6 0 7 .333 .357 .667 1.024 Ken Griffey 26 21 6 1 0 1 7 4 3 .286 .385 .476 .861 Paul Bako 20 20 4 0 0 1 3 0 5 .200 .200 .350 .550 Scott Hatteberg 14 14 4 0 0 1 2 0 1 .286 .286 .500 .786 Edwin Encarnacion 9 9 3 1 0 2 3 0 1 .333 .333 1.111 1.444 Ryan Freel 8 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 Brandon Phillips 8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jerry Hairston 5 5 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 .200 .200 .400 .600 Dave Ross 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .200 .000 .200 Corey Patterson 4 2 1 0 0 1 1 2 1 .500 .750 2.000 2.750 Javier Valentin 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kent Mercker 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 Dave Weathers 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jeff Keppinger 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Joey Votto 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 136 127 31 7 0 8 24 7 25 .244 .287 .488 .775

He just wants a perfect team. Is that too much to ask for?

Cubs Vs. Harang **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Derrek Lee 41 38 13 2 0 5 11 3 4 .342 .390 .789 1.179 Aramis Ramirez 34 33 8 0 0 3 4 1 3 .242 .265 .515 .780 Ryan Theriot 20 18 5 1 0 0 2 2 5 .278 .350 .333 .683 Mark DeRosa 16 12 4 0 0 1 3 3 3 .333 .500 .583 1.083 Henry Blanco 15 15 2 0 0 0 0 0 7 .133 .133 .133 .266 Alfonso Soriano 15 15 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 .200 .200 .267 .467 Ronny Cedeno 13 13 2 0 0 1 1 0 6 .154 .154 .385 .539 Carlos Zambrano 10 10 2 1 0 1 1 0 5 .200 .200 .600 .800 Mike Fontenot 9 8 2 1 0 0 0 1 1 .250 .333 .375 .708 Felix Pie 7 7 2 0 0 0 1 0 4 .286 .286 .286 .572 Geovany Soto 7 6 4 2 0 0 1 1 1 .667 .714 1.000 1.714 Daryle Ward 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ryan Dempster 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Jason Marquis 5 5 2 0 1 0 3 0 0 .400 .400 .800 1.200 Kosuke Fukudome 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Kerry Wood 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 207 193 52 8 1 11 27 11 44 .269 .312 .492 .804 Reds Vs. Zambrano **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Adam Dunn 66 51 12 1 0 6 10 14 12 .235 .394 .608 1.002 Ken Griffey 38 33 12 5 0 2 8 5 4 .364 .447 .697 1.144 Edwin Encarnacion 36 31 10 0 0 2 4 3 8 .323 .417 .516 .933 Scott Hatteberg 36 25 5 1 0 1 6 11 3 .200 .444 .360 .804 Brandon Phillips 32 27 8 3 0 1 4 3 6 .296 .406 .519 .925 Javier Valentin 27 26 7 2 0 0 1 1 2 .269 .296 .346 .642 Ryan Freel 23 19 3 0 0 0 0 3 4 .158 .304 .158 .462 Jeff Keppinger 17 15 5 1 0 0 2 1 1 .333 .412 .400 .812 Dave Ross 14 12 2 0 0 2 3 1 5 .167 .286 .667 .953 Aaron Harang 10 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Joey Votto 9 9 4 2 0 0 1 0 0 .444 .444 .667 1.111 Josh Fogg 7 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .167 .334 Corey Patterson 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Bronson Arroyo 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Matt Belisle 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jeremy Affeldt 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Paul Bako 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 325 270 70 15 0 14 39 43 51 .259 .374 .470 .844

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/489/colbertscaredqd2.jpg

Soto would've walked anyway... But at least he isn't clogging the basepaths by walking.

Dempster has gotten into the groove? He just allowed a HR! Got lucky on it though.

That'll be the #1 web gem this week.

http://www.fangraphs.com/lgraphs/280505117_Cubs_Reds_69114548_lbig.png Maybe?

http://www.fangraphs.com/lgraphs/280505117_Cubs_Reds_69111712_lbig.png Doesn't look too good.

Reds Vs. Dempster **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Ken Griffey 25 22 7 1 0 1 2 3 3 .318 .400 .500 .900 Corey Patterson 17 17 5 2 0 0 1 0 1 .294 .294 .412 .706 Adam Dunn 15 6 3 1 0 0 1 9 2 .500 .800 .667 1.467 Paul Bako 12 8 3 2 0 0 0 4 2 .375 .583 .625 1.208 Edwin Encarnacion 11 9 1 0 0 0 1 2 3 .111 .273 .111 .384 Scott Hatteberg 10 7 2 0 0 0 0 3 1 .286 .500 .286 .786 Javier Valentin 10 9 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 .222 .300 .222 .522 Brandon Phillips 7 6 1 0 0 0 1 1 2 .167 .286 .167 .453 Ryan Freel 6 5 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 .200 .333 .400 .733 Jeff Keppinger 6 6 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .667 1.167 Aaron Harang 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 Dave Ross 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 .400 .250 .650 Joey Votto 4 4 1 0 0 1 3 0 1 .250 .250 1.000 1.250 Josh Fogg 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 135 108 30 8 0 2 10 25 22 .278 .414 .407 .821 Never faced Cueto.

I switched to WGN 720 after the first 2 minutes.

Marquis As a Cub Vs. the Cardinals I Split G GS GF W L S CG SHO IP ERA H R ER HR BB IBB SO HBP +-+------------+---+--+--+--+--+--+--+---+-----+------+---+---+---+--+---+---+---+---+ STL 4 4 0 3 1 0 0 0 25 3.60 22 10 10 3 9 0 10 3 (will stretch page if your resolution is too small)

Cubs Vs. Wellemeyer **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Reed Johnson 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Mark DeRosa 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1.000 Alfonso Soriano 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Henry Blanco 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jon Lieber 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Aramis Ramirez 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 Daryle Ward 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 12 9 2 0 0 0 0 3 3 .222 .417 .222 .639 Cardinals Vs. Marquis **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Cesar Izturis 17 17 7 2 1 0 1 0 2 .412 .412 .647 1.059 Albert Pujols 17 14 4 0 0 0 1 1 0 .286 .412 .286 .698 Aaron Miles 13 13 6 1 0 0 1 0 0 .462 .462 .538 1.000 Jason LaRue 11 9 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 .111 .273 .222 .495 Chris Duncan 10 8 3 0 0 1 4 2 2 .375 .500 .750 1.250 Yadier Molina 8 8 2 0 0 1 2 0 1 .250 .250 .625 .875 Troy Glaus 7 6 4 0 0 0 1 1 2 .667 .714 .667 1.381 Adam Kennedy 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 .167 .167 .334 Ryan Ludwick 6 5 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 .200 .333 .400 .733 Anthony Reyes 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Rick Ankiel 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Braden Looper 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 Ryan Franklin 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kyle Lohse 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Brendan Ryan 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Skip Schumaker 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 112 100 31 5 1 2 11 7 13 .310 .373 .440 .813

I love how he can double out of a deep single for anyone else.

Come on Fukudome. Stick a dagger in this one.

Cubs Vs. Lohse **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Alfonso Soriano 28 28 12 2 0 2 6 0 2 .429 .429 .714 1.143 Mark DeRosa 13 11 6 0 0 1 1 2 2 .545 .615 .818 1.433 Reed Johnson 7 6 2 0 0 0 1 1 0 .333 .429 .333 .762 Derrek Lee 7 6 2 1 0 0 0 1 3 .333 .429 .500 .929 Ryan Theriot 7 7 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 .571 .571 .571 1.142 Aramis Ramirez 6 5 5 2 0 1 3 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 Jon Lieber 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jason Marquis 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Henry Blanco 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ronny Cedeno 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Ted Lilly 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Carlos Zambrano 2 2 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 .500 .500 2.000 2.500 Mike Fontenot 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1.000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 84 78 32 5 0 5 13 5 13 .410 .452 .667 1.119 Cardinals Vs. Lilly **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Albert Pujols 18 16 5 1 0 1 1 2 2 .313 .389 .563 .952 Yadier Molina 15 12 1 0 0 0 0 2 4 .083 .214 .083 .297 Adam Kennedy 14 11 3 1 0 1 2 3 3 .273 .429 .636 1.065 Brendan Ryan 12 11 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 .273 .333 .273 .606 Troy Glaus 9 8 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .125 .222 .125 .347 Ryan Ludwick 9 6 0 0 0 0 0 3 4 .000 .333 .000 .333 Rick Ankiel 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .333 .500 Chris Duncan 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Cesar Izturis 6 6 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .500 .833 Aaron Miles 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .167 .334 Braden Looper 5 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Joel Pineiro 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kyle Lohse 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Skip Schumaker 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Adam Wainwright 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Total 113 98 21 4 0 2 3 12 28 .214 .300 .316 .616

That was the guy who gets has a "Suite on road trips" thing on his contract.