Omar

eh the matchups vs. kyle hendricks werent that favorable anyways

NSBB: Cubs must score 10 runs an inning and win every game, twice.

In my view, as good as the Cubs were in the first 9 games, that's how as bad they've been now.

how does mlb gameday determine "nasty factor" on pitches?

for some reason i keep thinking jerome bettis

i hope these are just hats for new era profit and not something cubs will wear on those designated days

Not liking Hendricks's numbers against the Rockies hitters, but [insert some random phrase about dongs here, etc.] Rockies v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Nolan Arenado 10 9 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .111 .200 .111 .311 0 0 0 0 0 Charlie Blackmon 10 8 3 0 0 0 1 2 1 .375 .500 .375 .875 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Gonzalez 9 8 3 1 0 1 3 1 1 .375 .444 .875 1.319 0 0 0 0 0 DJ LeMahieu 8 7 3 0 1 0 5 1 2 .429 .500 .714 1.214 0 0 0 0 0 Gerardo Parra 4 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Mark Reynolds 4 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 .750 .750 .750 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge De La Rosa 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jordan Lyles 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Paulsen 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Nick Hundley 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 52 47 16 1 1 1 9 5 11 .340 .404 .468 .872 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Cristhian Adames, Brandon Barnes, Ryan Raburn, Trevor Story and Tony Wolters & Has not faced pitchers: Christian Bergman, Chad Bettis, Miguel Castro, Tyler Chatwood, Jason Gurka, Boone Logan, Jake McGee, Justin Miller, Chad Qualls and Chris Rusin Cubs v. Bettis Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 6 5 1 0 0 1 2 1 1 .200 .333 .800 1.133 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 12 9 3 1 0 1 3 3 1 .333 .500 .778 1.278 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Kris Bryant, Dexter Fowler, Munenori Kawasaki, Anthony Rizzo, David Ross, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

I wonder how Marty is holding up

After Adam Dunn scarred my 2004 childhood, nah.

When it rains, it pours.

How much did they walk?/sac?

Don't know why he expects the greatest fans in baseball to boo Heyward

Ump obviously trying to prevent walks.

The best part of this stretch is now Len gets to interview the ghost of Harry Caray past.

Best stretch ever.

thats his son, rat boy jr.

his name is extremely close to 'jock itch'

la stella is in the line-up because he has a home run against iglesias

i wanted to take a tour of the new facilities.. so i headed over to Cubs.com http://i.imgur.com/EiaPure.png but nope, visitor's clubhouse, Cubs dugout.

Yes. I would like to see all of the teams in MLB sorted by current record. Anything else is loser mom's basement nerd talk. that would be just plain old rankings this is *POWER RANKINGS*

i am still waiting for the scumbag steve version of a Cubs hat.

time for another lawsuit

with Lackey and La Stella having decent games, I don't know which Cub to currently hate.

never realized Miller Park had such an awkward shape. Also I really hate Chase Field and everything about the Diamondbacks.

http://i.imgur.com/0kJrQQL.png they should really blur out the name of the ballpark if it's written on the roof for this quiz.