Omar

What happened to the rally monkey? They could really use that horsefeathers right now.

Do I hear a "lets go Cubbies" chant?

walking to get to Kris Bryant nice try, mikey

zobrist has a weird batting stance that twitch would irk me as a pitcher

Overpaid? no spoilers please.

They'll be hitting too many dongs to get rest. Even Lester. if by dongs you mean batter's helmets on pickoff throws

70+ pitches through 4 nice

maybe i've glossed over the news, or have been living under a rock, but the whole "Schwarber being Hammel's personal catcher" thing len just mentioned is news to me

get out.

lets all join together and file a lawsuit against these restrictions made a dent earlier this year, time to go full circle. However, for now, get creative: Stream, or MLB.TV + a proxy, sometimes Chromecast outputs a different IP than your ISP

.296 OBP last year, .321 career, no thanks. but his last two months. this time he's really gonna be good for good. then trade for him on july 31st when the yanks tank

.296 OBP last year, .321 career, no thanks.

Maybe its a "Schwarber will have to play the outfield many times this season because he's better than Soler at hitting and we're a national league team so he might as well get started now" thing

Soler/Fowler options might be pushing it.

It would make sense if La Stella started today, given that it's World Rat Day.

i would take La Stella seriously if his career home run total exceeded Arrieta's

"As individuals, we know that suffering is temporary and hope is eternal."

Cubs v. Richards Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 12 11 6 0 0 1 2 1 1 .545 .583 .818 1.402 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 7 6 3 1 0 0 1 1 1 .500 .571 .667 1.238 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .250 .000 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 31 27 11 1 0 1 4 4 5 .407 .484 .556 1.039 0 0 0 0 0 Angels v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Yunel Escobar 20 19 7 0 0 1 2 0 3 .368 .368 .526 .895 1 0 0 0 0 Daniel Nava 11 9 3 0 0 1 1 2 3 .333 .455 .667 1.121 0 0 0 0 0 Andrelton Simmons 9 8 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 .125 .222 .250 .472 0 0 0 0 0 Cliff Pennington 6 6 2 1 0 0 2 0 1 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Pujols 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Trout 3 1 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 1.000 .333 1.000 1.333 0 2 0 0 0 Total 54 47 14 2 0 2 7 4 8 .298 .340 .468 .808 1 2 0 0 0

http://www.T-Mobile.com/MLB Just make sure you're on your T-Mobile device (through data, not WiFi) when you go to that link. Glad I didn't buy, was going to before tomorrow's Cubs game.

Yeah, I think I heard Len or someone else say they are likely starting LaStella in game one because of his approach against pitchers like Richards or something like that. Dear God

and it would have been really nice just to chill on a sunday afternoon and watch the season opener

Hahahahaha! Friggin turd. get all the stupidity out in ST

sure as heck he does

i hope Kawasaki isn't apart of "the 2016 line-up" also they spelled his name wrong