Omar

Shout out to David Ross

don't know why you guys are quick to blame derwood when its clearly oprah's fault

we need to get len / carrie muskat / jake arrieta to start a thread this season

cubs are T-7th (with AZ) in dongs in the MLB pathetic

the highest form of flattery

carbs on carbs on carbs on carbs

nah, we're at .500 (1-1) in 1-run games, and I want that to improve.

No stats for Cubs v. Moscot Reds v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jay Bruce 15 14 2 1 0 0 3 0 4 .143 .133 .214 .348 0 1 0 0 1 Brandon Phillips 15 15 6 1 0 0 3 0 3 .400 .400 .467 .867 0 0 0 0 0 Joey Votto 12 12 3 1 1 0 1 0 3 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Eugenio Suarez 11 11 1 0 0 1 1 0 3 .091 .091 .364 .455 0 0 0 0 0 Zack Cozart 7 6 2 0 0 0 2 0 1 .333 .286 .333 .619 0 1 0 0 0 Billy Hamilton 7 7 5 1 0 1 1 0 0 .714 .714 1.286 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Duvall 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Ivan De Jesus 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Holt 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Devin Mesoraco 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Finnegan 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 84 80 21 4 1 2 12 2 19 .263 .274 .413 .686 0 2 0 0 1 Has not faced: Tucker Barnhart, Jordan Pacheco and Scott Schebler & Has not faced pitchers: Tony Cingrani, Caleb Cotham, J.J. Hoover, Raisel Iglesias, Tim Melville, Jon Moscot, Ross Ohlendorf, Alfredo Simon, Dan Straily and Blake Wood

Arrieta http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/719033/pwilson.jpg'd the Reds

http://i.imgur.com/GHeoQ47.jpg

He's the necessary Paul Bako/Henry Blanco type.

Arrieta, thanks for a no hitter on my birthday.

Reds, this is what happens when you bench billy Hamilton

That poor rookie

The Kris Bryant Game

5 pitches an inning

Let's see if Joe Maddon pulls a Brian Price

Zobrist begins to show why he's better than Castro

Dear god david

I'm not sure you've said one correct thing tonight aside from the second half of this sentence. Username makes post

It might be a night to replace soler in LF >_>

thats okay, i'll get my dose of suspense elsewhere