Omar

With a 6-1 win, Jake Arrieta drove in the winning run.

unless the pitcher is Jon Lester

Bad move. The real cash cow tonight sits in Federowicz.

"+The basic formula is 25% team winning percentage, 50% opponents' average winning percentage, and 25% opponents' opponents' average winning percentage."

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i had a beautiful red huffy bike when i was 7 then someone stole it

WPWR? lets call it by its true name, UPN

makes sense he's in the majors, given that it's an even-numbered year.

It'd be cool if Heyward is able to play this one. Cubs v. Niese Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 31 28 9 2 0 2 8 2 7 .321 .387 .607 .994 0 0 0 1 1 David Ross 24 22 6 1 1 1 8 2 5 .273 .333 .545 .879 0 0 1 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 22 18 2 1 0 0 1 2 1 .111 .273 .167 .439 0 0 0 2 0 Dexter Fowler 19 18 5 0 0 1 1 1 2 .278 .316 .444 .760 0 0 0 0 1 Kris Bryant 6 5 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 .400 .500 .400 .900 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 6 6 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 6 6 3 2 0 0 2 0 0 .500 .500 .833 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Jorge Soler 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 132 121 29 6 1 4 22 8 21 .240 .303 .405 .708 0 0 1 3 3 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren Pirates v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 31 27 10 2 0 0 1 3 7 .370 .452 .444 .896 0 0 0 1 0 Starling Marte 22 21 4 0 0 0 0 0 5 .190 .227 .190 .418 0 0 0 1 1 Gregory Polanco 20 20 3 0 0 0 1 0 7 .150 .150 .150 .300 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Cervelli 17 16 3 0 0 0 1 0 5 .188 .235 .188 .423 0 0 0 1 1 Matthew Joyce 17 14 7 2 0 1 4 2 0 .500 .529 .857 1.387 0 1 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 14 13 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 .077 .143 .154 .297 0 0 0 1 0 John Jaso 7 6 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .167 .286 .167 .452 0 0 0 0 0 Jordy Mercer 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Liriano 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Gerrit Cole 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 137 126 29 5 0 1 7 6 30 .230 .285 .294 .578 0 1 0 4 2 Has not faced: David Freese, Sean Rodriguez, Jason Rogers and Chris Stewart & Has not faced pitchers: Arquimedes Caminero, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Kyle Lobstein, Jeff Locke, Mark Melancon, Juan Nicasio, Jon Niese, A.J. Schugel, Ryan Vogelsong and Tony Watson

Benches are gonna clear at least once this season series. Please for the love of god nobody important get suspended.

Is there any other baseball announcer that references Fangraphs? I love Len.

Carrie is sitting in her hotel drinking wine; midlife crisis.

that out was all in that tag

because Bryant is accustomed to the angle the ball is hit to the left side of the field, given that he played 3B, dude.

Lebron James

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Cubs v. Cole Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 22 19 6 1 0 0 1 2 3 .316 .409 .368 .778 0 0 0 1 0 Jason Heyward 19 15 3 1 0 0 1 4 1 .200 .368 .267 .635 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 18 17 6 0 0 1 1 1 4 .353 .389 .529 .918 0 0 0 0 1 Kris Bryant 14 11 3 0 0 0 0 3 6 .273 .429 .273 .701 0 0 0 0 1 Addison Russell 9 9 2 0 0 0 1 0 3 .222 .222 .222 .444 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 8 8 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 .125 .125 .250 .375 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .286 .286 .286 .571 0 0 0 0 1 Javier Baez 6 6 1 0 0 1 1 0 3 .167 .167 .667 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 5 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 1 David Ross 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 1 0 Trevor Cahill 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 1 1 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 127 113 25 3 0 2 9 11 35 .221 .302 .301 .602 1 0 0 2 4 Has not faced: Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Justin Grimm, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren Pirates v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 31 30 9 2 0 2 4 1 5 .300 .323 .567 .889 0 0 1 0 0 Matthew Joyce 17 15 3 0 0 0 0 2 1 .200 .294 .200 .494 0 0 0 0 0 Starling Marte 17 16 4 0 0 0 1 0 4 .250 .294 .250 .544 0 0 0 1 0 Jordy Mercer 17 17 4 1 0 1 3 0 3 .235 .235 .471 .706 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 13 11 1 0 0 0 1 1 5 .091 .231 .091 .322 0 0 0 1 0 Gregory Polanco 12 11 3 1 0 1 2 1 1 .273 .333 .636 .970 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Cervelli 10 10 5 1 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .600 1.100 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Stewart 8 7 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 .429 .500 .429 .929 0 0 0 0 0 John Jaso 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167 .167 .333 .500 0 0 0 0 0 David Freese 3 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Gerrit Cole 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Liriano 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Vogelsong 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 140 132 35 6 0 4 13 6 23 .265 .307 .402 .709 0 0 1 2 0 Has not faced: Sean Rodriguez and Jason Rogers & Has not faced pitchers: Arquimedes Caminero, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Kyle Lobstein, Jeff Locke, Mark Melancon, Juan Nicasio, Jon Niese, A.J. Schugel and Tony Watson

It'd be a good time for his first home run this season right about now

Why?

Double header Sunday?

another day for chinese food http://i.imgur.com/MwhV8xm.png

Braves v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Nick Markakis 77 68 23 6 1 0 6 8 14 .338 .416 .456 .871 0 0 0 1 2 A.J. Pierzynski 56 52 11 2 0 0 3 3 8 .212 .250 .250 .500 0 1 1 0 2 Kelly Johnson 23 23 5 1 0 0 2 0 6 .217 .217 .261 .478 0 0 0 0 2 Erick Aybar 12 12 3 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Francoeur 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 .167 .333 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Flowers 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 1 Freddie Freeman 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Daniel Castro 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adonis Garcia 2 2 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 .500 .500 2.000 2.500 0 0 0 0 0 Drew Stubbs 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 186 173 46 11 1 1 12 11 33 .266 .312 .358 .670 0 1 1 1 7 Has not faced: Jace Peterson and Mallex Smith & Has not faced pitchers: Aaron Blair, Hunter Cervenka, Jhoulys Chacin, John Gant, Jason Grilli, Jim Johnson, Bud Norris, Eric O'Flaherty, Alexi Ogando, Julio Teheran, Arodys Vizcaino, Matt Wisler and Chris Withrow Cubs v. Teheran Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 14 13 2 1 0 1 2 1 4 .154 .214 .462 .676 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 9 6 2 0 0 0 0 3 0 .333 .556 .333 .889 0 0 0 0 1 Kris Bryant 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 2 2 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 36 31 6 1 0 1 4 5 8 .194 .306 .323 .628 0 0 0 0 1 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Tim Federowicz, Jason Heyward, Tommy La Stella, David Ross, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren

thats an awful question

*yawn* another W

I chose the worst time to leave my desk and visit my boss's office