i hate ankiel more than anyone in baseball, so watching fly balls hit over his head is one of my favorite things in the game right now. usually it involves (a) starting in toward home plate, (b) turning and running frantically away from home plate, looking for the ball, © turning and looking over the other shoulder while running a zig-zag pattern, then (d) missing the ball by a few feet while The Best Fans in Baseball applaud him for his supreme effort to make the catch.