Cubs on Twitter

[David]

OK, MAYBE this warranted using a megathread, but whatever.

 

Jason MotteVerified account

‏@JMotte30

"I am a pork chop entrepreneur" @JLester34

 

Jason Hammel ‏@HammelTime39 18h18 hours ago

@JMotte30 I think he meant connoisseur...Classic Lester

 

Jake Arrieta ‏@JArrieta34 18h18 hours ago

"I'm high school educated, I'm sorry" @JLester34

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Jon Lester ‏@JLester34 3h3 hours ago

@JArrieta34 @JMotte30 Y'all quit picking on me, I'm sensitive.

 

Jason Motte ‏@JMotte30 5m5 minutes ago

@JLester34 @JArrieta34 stop yelling at us Jon!

 

 

LOL

[ctcf]

This is pretty great.

[Guest]

This is pretty great.

 

[expletive] pork chop entrepreneur lmfao

[itisallpartoftheplan]

I like how on Monday Lester said he was disappointed of the result but Sunday was great. Then that Jake was going to pick him up.

 

The Jake said that's what we do brother, been watching you do it for years. Then Jake delivers.

[Guest]

Arrieta is fun on Twitter

 

so is Montero, obv.

[treebird]

starlin's pictures on instagram are often great.

[Guest]

starlin's pictures on instagram are often great.

 

yes

[treebird]

also jake arrieta said yesterday that he likes the band purity ring and also talked about fancy beers he likes.

 

he is now my best friend and ssr's worst enemy.

[Banedon]

Arrieta is a twitter Q&A machine.

[Guest]

megan

‏@megsridindirty

@JArrieta34 whose ass do you enjoy slapping the most after a home run or great play?

 

Jake Arrieta ‏@JArrieta34 16m16 minutes ago

Jake Arrieta retweeted megan

Soler

[davell]

@HammelTime39: @miggymont26 Good fingers tonight guy. You put 'em down, I'll just keep following you around. A big "Hell yes!" To CubsNation!!! #wearegood

[Guest]

@HammelTime39 YOU GOT THE SWEETEST ASS IN THE LEAGUE

 

Jason Hammel ‏@HammelTime39 4m4 minutes ago

Jason Hammel retweeted

Thank you?! That's what Mrs. Hammel says too