Remember Homer vs. Dignity?

[David]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704604704576220833352472802.html

 

This is like a real life version.

 

Pitcher Livan Hernandez became something of a sadistic benefactor when he arrived in Arizona in 2006. Motuzas said Hernandez once paid him $3,000 to drink a gallon of milk in 12 minutes. The two also hammered out a deal that permitted Hernandez to punch Motuzas in the groin for $50 a pop whenever he felt the urge. Motuzas would receive a $300 bonus after every 10th punch.

[Smack]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704604704576220833352472802.html

 

This is like a real life version.

 

Pitcher Livan Hernandez became something of a sadistic benefactor when he arrived in Arizona in 2006. Motuzas said Hernandez once paid him $3,000 to drink a gallon of milk in 12 minutes. The two also hammered out a deal that permitted Hernandez to punch Motuzas in the groin for $50 a pop whenever he felt the urge. Motuzas would receive a $300 bonus after every 10th punch.

 

That's one messed up story.

[Careless]

I read the milk for $3000 and thought "I'd try that" but the whole story is so much worse

[Pushfrog98]

I read the milk for $3000 and thought "I'd try that" but the whole story is so much worse

Exactly. There's no guarantee that the beanbag is safe during the milk chug.