Kerry Wood out for Miami series - now to DL

[Little Slide Rooter]

And a small one to cruise a funeral looking for work.

 

Right, why else would he be at Santo's funeral?

 

Reading the thread from bottom to top, I didn't quite get what the funeral comment was supposed to mean, but wow, that's low. Have to give it points for dark humor though.

 

Come to think about it, it's been a while since I've had a sig.