Sabermetrics: Prepare to be destroyed

[erik316wttn]

The "you ignore me but I won't ignore you" defense; almost as brilliant as the "I WANT EVERYONE TO BE NICE AFTER I [expletive] FLIP OUT BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE BASEBALL LIKE I DOOOOOOAAAAARRRRGGGGH!!!" defense.

 

You seem to possess a caps lock key.

 

Good for you.

[Sammy Sofa]

You argue like a nerdy 3rd grader.

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and scene.