Pavano set to pitch Saturday----or will he really?

[Mugged By Fluffy]

Ring, ring....

 

BC:Hey Carl. All set for the weekend?

CP:Not really Cash, my--

BC:Arg! What is it this time Carl? I want my 40 million dollars back.

CP:It's my (fill in the injury here) man, I can't stand the pain.

BC:Doc says you're fine, teammates say your fine, agent says your fine. It's your psyche that's bad.

CP:Yeah thats it Cash. I sprained my psyche. I cant pitch this weekend.

[TruffleShuffle]

hey cashman, maybe it's not a great idea to give $10M a year to an oft-injured pitcher with 2 above-average ERA+ seasons in 7 years.

[17 Seconds]

My friend, who is a valet, parked Pavano's car once and said he completely stiffed him on the tip. Pretty funny.