I Can't Stand Them Clogged Bases (song parody)

[Yestheydo]

(to the tune of "Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks)

 

I’ll blame it on Adam Dunn

Cause that big boy can’t run

But he sure likes to take him a walk

Well I came into town

And I sat him right down

And I said, “Buddy, we need to talk”

“Now I know you been

Usin’ ‘plate discipline’

When you don’t get good pitches to hit

Well listen here dude

I’m in a free-swingin’ mood

So hack if you don’t want to sit…”

 

Cause I can’t stand them clogged bases

Where the big guys walk at such slow paces

Just swing and pray

Then get out the way

Now I’m not big on fancy phrases

Such as “work the count” and, like, “plate patience”

Dude, I can’t stand

Them clogged bases

 

Well Dunn looked at me

And he said, “Oh I see”

Went over and picked up a bat

My jaw hit the floor

As he looked at ball four

And walked down to first, and just sat

So I said to Wayne

“Dude, this guy’s a pain

What you get for him I don’t care”

Well the Dodgers are nuts

Cause they took his fat butt

For the man of my dreams, Juan Pierre…..

 

Cause I can’t stand them clogged bases

I like pitchers knowing when they face us

We’ll swing away

All freaking day

Now you won’t see no more fourth places

Long as all my players are Willie Mayses

Dude, I can’t stand

Them cloooooggggged baaasessssss……

[rickrolled]

you're so wise. you're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

[cuubs4life]

Don't quit your day job.

[Balsa]

I like it. I've had it in my head all day.

[TruffleShuffle]

i think this would probably be really funny if i knew anything about country music, or this song in particular.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

i think this would probably be really funny if i knew anything about country music, or this song in particular.

uh huh, like you don't have the Garth Brooks Greatest Hits cassette in your Chevette right now...

[TruffleShuffle]

i think this would probably be really funny if i knew anything about country music, or this song in particular.

uh huh, like you don't have the Garth Brooks Greatest Hits cassette in your Chevette right now...

 

whatever man, reo speedwagon 4ever!!!

[Yanksfan1523]

Witty parody. And Bob Sanders Chevette zing FTW! :lol: