Another Mets OF injured - Let's give them Jacque

[Schwarber Fan]

New York Mets outfielder Carlos Gomez will miss at least six weeks after breaking a bone in his left hand

 

Cmon Hendry...

[Tracer Bullet]

Sounds more like another entry into the Dunn/KGJr sweepstakes than a dumping ground for JJ.

[Derwood]

jock for beltran and wright and reyes and a year 2000 era Pedro Martinez thanksomuch

[Tracer Bullet]

jock for beltran and wright and reyes and a year 2000 era Pedro Martinez thanksomuch

 

JJ, Floyd, Izturis, Eyre for Beltran and Reyes. 4 is more than 2 - so that's a great deal for the Mets.

[TruffleShuffle]

i'm pretty sure that if the mets are looking for a bad outfielder, they can just fiond one for a lot cheaper within their own system

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

i'm pretty sure that if the mets are looking for a bad outfielder, they can just fiond one for a lot cheaper within their own system

 

 

But what if they can have our crap-tastic outfielder show up at Shea Stadium ... IN A BRAND NEW CAR!

 

 

Running out of ideas, why not just start packaging him with various products, like a game show? Like in the Price is Right, when they have the token crappy prize in the Showcase Showdown.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

i'm pretty sure that if the mets are looking for a bad outfielder, they can just fiond one for a lot cheaper within their own system

 

 

But what if they can have our crap-tastic outfielder show up at Shea Stadium ... IN A BRAND NEW CAR!

 

 

Running out of ideas, why not just start packaging him with various products, like a game show? Like in the Price is Right, when they have the token crappy prize in the Showcase Showdown.

 

except this is more like Let's Make A Deal where Monty Hall is peddling off useless crap

[TruffleShuffle]

i'm pretty sure that if the mets are looking for a bad outfielder, they can just fiond one for a lot cheaper within their own system

 

 

But what if they can have our crap-tastic outfielder show up at Shea Stadium ... IN A BRAND NEW CAR!

 

 

Running out of ideas, why not just start packaging him with various products, like a game show? Like in the Price is Right, when they have the token crappy prize in the Showcase Showdown.

 

except this is more like Let's Make A Deal where Monty Hall is peddling off useless crap

 

yeah, let's put jacque, eyre and izturis behind doors number one, two and three

[fromthestretch]

i'm pretty sure that if the mets are looking for a bad outfielder, they can just fiond one for a lot cheaper within their own system

 

 

But what if they can have our crap-tastic outfielder show up at Shea Stadium ... IN A BRAND NEW CAR!

 

 

Running out of ideas, why not just start packaging him with various products, like a game show? Like in the Price is Right, when they have the token crappy prize in the Showcase Showdown.

 

except this is more like Let's Make A Deal where Monty Hall is peddling off useless crap

 

yeah, let's put jacque, eyre and izturis behind doors number one, two and three

 

I thought one of the doors is supposed to have something good behind it.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

i'm pretty sure that if the mets are looking for a bad outfielder, they can just fiond one for a lot cheaper within their own system

 

 

But what if they can have our crap-tastic outfielder show up at Shea Stadium ... IN A BRAND NEW CAR!

 

 

Running out of ideas, why not just start packaging him with various products, like a game show? Like in the Price is Right, when they have the token crappy prize in the Showcase Showdown.

 

except this is more like Let's Make A Deal where Monty Hall is peddling off useless crap

 

yeah, let's put jacque, eyre and izturis behind doors number one, two and three

 

I thought one of the doors is supposed to have something good behind it.

 

with Jacque behind door #1 will be $5-6 million

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

i'm pretty sure that if the mets are looking for a bad outfielder, they can just fiond one for a lot cheaper within their own system

 

 

But what if they can have our crap-tastic outfielder show up at Shea Stadium ... IN A BRAND NEW CAR!

 

 

Running out of ideas, why not just start packaging him with various products, like a game show? Like in the Price is Right, when they have the token crappy prize in the Showcase Showdown.

 

except this is more like Let's Make A Deal where Monty Hall is peddling off useless crap

 

yeah, let's put jacque, eyre and izturis behind doors number one, two and three

 

I thought one of the doors is supposed to have something good behind it.

 

We'll have Jacque holding an economy-sized bag of big league chew, Eyre listening to a new iPod and Cesar holding a sign saying "Could be worse" with Neifi's headshot on it ...

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Cesar holding a sign saying "will fist for free"

[TruffleShuffle]

mets trade fernando martinez for jacque jones, a new dinette set, and a year's worth of liberty medical diabetes testing supplies

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

Cesar holding a sign saying "will fist for free"

 

Can't help but think of the Van Halen video for Right Now where some guy is on a street corner holding a sign that reads "Will wrestle you for food" ... someone's got the wrong idea.

[BRASKYS SCOTCH]

mets trade fernando martinez for jacque jones, a new dinette set, and a year's worth of liberty medical diabetes testing supplies

 

Scott Eyre, a schooner and free term life insurance?