Score one for Baker...

[Caryatid]

I hate Baker as much as anyone, but this is a pretty good burn:

 

Cubs manager Dusty Baker remembers a 12-year-old Sabathia attending his baseball camp in northern California. "He was big then," Baker said. "He was born big. I didn't know if he'd be a pitcher. He could really hit the ball. He was good at everything. He wore his hat straight back then, though."

 

That virtually sideways cap always made me want to slap the taste out of Sabbathia's mouth.

[sweetpeteman]

Just slap Slappy:

 

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_334393.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

Juan's hats are too big for his little boy-sized noggin. He can't help it.