Jim Edmonds Negotiating to Star in Brokeback Mountain II

[The Voice of Reason]

Dateline Hollywood California - With Heath Ledger declining to recreate his role in the sequel to the critically acclaimed Brokeback Mountain, native California pretty boy and current St. Louis Cardinal outfielder Jim Edmonds has "stepped up to the plate." Although possessing no experience in Hollywood, Edmonds is touting his actings skills evident when he makes routine catches look difficult and the quizzical look of sheer amazement he gave Big Z after being beaned "for no reason" - other that a long, admiring look at a previous home run. As for his ability to play a gay cowboy, Edmonds simply provided the famous picture of him "congratulating" a teammate as he crossed home plate.

 

Although not a favorite of Cubs fans, they have grudgingly admitted that Edmonds would be perfectly cast in the sequel. Evidently, the only remaining sticking point in the negotiations is Edmonds inability to get Director Ang Lee to believe that Cowboys really did wear Maybelline eye shadow. :wink:

[ManEatingTarp]

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Can we move past the gay humor? I don't want to be a jerk, but I'd rather talk about baseball here than look at the rivalries forum as a place for bad gay jokes about Cardinal players. We can't shoot back with insults so it's not like you're proving anything...

[Laura]

This is the rivalries forum .... and is reserved for baseball-related discussions. This wasn't a baseball-related discussion and thus has been locked.

 

Thanks as always for your cooperation. :)