jam1975

the sophomore slump of his promo videos:http://vimeo.com/33833077

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/sc-spt-1030-notes-rogers-baseball--20111030,0,4735617.column I like the scoreboard, but if majority of that money goes back into the payroll...adios. Isn't the scoreboard the part of Wrigley protected by the landmark status? Shouldn't Phil Rogers know that?

which happens first this off season: ron washington does coke or one of the cardinals ends up dying in a drunken auto accident?

there's a jorts clearance sale at jcpenny's this weekend. i'm assuming that's why you'll be too busy to comeback to see the responses. or if you're in south county, i assume you'll be too busy trying to make bail for domestic assault that you won't be able to make it to a computer.

my theo, why hast thou foresaken me?!?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LOUNGING IS THAT AN INVITE?

"Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I’d go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup… baby, I got a stew going."

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Does anyone know if there will be any live online coverage for the parade and rally tomorrow?

Try atdhe.net.

I assume that is sarcasm. thesarcasmknowitall.com

what the [expletive] Location: Columbia, MO Did I really need to put my post in the green sarcasm font? Or should I just assume the reason you didn't get it was because- Location: Des Moines, Iowa

Nothing to see here, people, we have a black man as president. The sins and repercussions of the past have been washed away. Thank you black jesus, obama, for cleansing me of my white guilt.

http://www.justin.tv/frankcal20 For those that have to watch online.

Anyone with a link to watch this online?

I'd love for Cano to be here, but I don't think the Yanks will trade him. But I agree, though. Put in the claim and see what happens. you cant "claim" players that have passed through waivers here's a link on the whole process You can put in a claim on him which gives the Yankees the option of withdrawing him, trying to arrange a trade with the claiming team, or just letting him go to the claiming team. I don't see any harm in making a claim to see what happens after that. I'm sure the Yankees would withdraw him or ask an outrageous package for him, but it wouldn't hurt (or cost anything) to try. it's not that hard to understand. if a player has cleared waivers, it means that every team had a chance to claim him and did not. It's difficult for some to understand when there's not a third team involved...

How is this possible?

Has anyone heard from Roast? Someone stop by his apartment and check on him.

those tshirts would definitely not be funny Carlos Mencia and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour would beg to differ. Oh snap, I think I just proved your point. Most of those shirts on that site are tired, cliche jokes that prey upon the lowest common denominator. I'm going to suggest a shirt design for that site that will be a catch-all for their more frugally-minded customer: "I'm a white heterosexual American male. If you're not like me, you're different. And different is bad." I'm still just spit-ballin' that one, it's not 100% finished. I may include a "faggot" somewhere in there because lessening ones status by equating them with gays is always hilarious, amirite?

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If Derosa is traded, who will be our backup 3B? Cedeno?

Can i try my hand at this? Here goes: [intro] Young Money Ya Digg Yeah Mac I'm going in [Verse 1] A Millionaire, I'm a Young Money Millionaire Tougher than Nigerian hair My criteria compared to your career Just isn't fair I'm a venereal disease Like a menstrual bleed Threw the pencil it leak On the sheet of the tablet in my mind Cause I don't write **** Cause I ain't got time Cause my seconds, minutes, hours Go to the almighty dollar And the almighty power Of that chit cha cha chopper Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter Father ********** copper Got da maserati dancin On the bridge ***** poppin Tell the coppers Hahaha you can't catch Em You can't stop Em I go by them goon rules If you can't beat Em Then you bop Em You can't man Em Then you mop Em You can't stand Em Then you drop Em You pop Em Cause we pop Em Like Orville Redenbacher [Verse 2] ********** I'm Ill Yeah A Million here A Million there Sicilian ***** with long hair With coke in her derriere Like smokin the thinest air I open the Lamborghini Hopin them crackers see me Like look at that bastard Weezy He's a beast He's a dog He's a ***********' problem Ok your a goon But what's a goon to a goblin Nothin' nothin' you ain't scarin' nothin' On some ****** ******** Call em Dennis Rodman Call me what you want ***** Call me on my Sidekick Never answer when it's private Damn I hate a shy ***** Don't you hate a shy ***** Yeah I ate a shy ***** She ain't shy no more She changed her name to My ***** Yea ***** that's my ***** So when she ask for the Money When you through Don't be surprised ***** And it ain't trickin if you got it But you like a ***** with no a s s You ain't got **** ********** I'm Ill, not sick And I'm ok but my watch sick Yea my drop sick Yea my glock sick And my knot thick I'm it ********** I'm Ill... The Cubs disappointed me in the postseason. [Verse 3] See They say I'm rappin like BIG Jay And Tupac Andre 3000 Where is Erykah Badu at Who that Who that said they gon beat Lil Wayne My name ain't Bic But I keep that flame man Who that one that do that boy Ya knew that, chew that, Swallow And I be the **** Now you got loose bowels I don't owe you like two vowels But I would like for you to pay me by the hour And I'd rather be pushin flowers Then to be in the penn sharin' showers Tony told us this world was ours And the bible told us every girl was sour Don't play in her garden And don't smell her flower Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower Boy I got so many ******* Like I'm Mike Lowry Even Gwen Stefani Said she couldn't doubt me ********** I say life Ain't **** without me Chrome lips pokin out The coupe like it's poutin I do what I do and you do What you can do about it ***** I can turn a crack rock Into a mountian Dare me Don't you compare me Cause there ain't nobody near me They don't see but they hear me They don't feel me but they fear me I'm Illi [Outro] C3 3Peat Hmhmhm I think that's a hit! And it's current; seriously, Huey Lewis and the News? The Rolling Stones? You guys are old and white! You'll never get a teenage demographic with those songs. Sorry about all the "*" but I'm trying to respect board rules and get airplay on "106 and Park". Somebody alert Weird Al, there's a new master of song parodies. Young Money!

Is it me or does anyone else feel that umpires have become more demonstrative over that last several years? I remember watching "Naked Gun" and laughing at Leslie Nielsen's over the top gestures as an ump but now notice some of the ridiculous gestures being used to punch guys out. Am I alone on this?

Soccer.

Jam, I will not argue with you if you are going to be this irrational. Comparing bitch to the n-word is a joke. the word bitch is commonly used by both sexes and does not have nearly the potency as the n-word. if you didnt like the word bitch or skank then say... "please dont use that word" calling omc a misogynist is just as offensive. I as a man am completely offended by someone careless calling another person a misogynist, especially for your reason. stupid will ohman. Bitch can be used as a term of affection, same as the n-word. I get it, I have no problem with that. In this case it was used as a gender-specific derogatory slur. And a slur is a slur is a slur. Poll the females on this site and see how they feel about his usuage.