Personally, I don't blame Dusty too much. He makes some poor decisions, sure, but he got us further than anyone else. And hey, if Hawkins serves up a couple dozen fewer gopher balls last year, that team makes the Wild Card in 2004. Dusty can only work with the hand he's been dealt. I think the problem lies more with the team Hendry has put together. People worship him for getting Ramirez and Lofton in 2003 -- hey, great moves. But what have you done for me lately, Jim? I agree with what was said before: Building around Nomar was a foolish move. Same with Wood. And he let Sosa and Alou go and replaced them with... Jeromy Burnitz? Are you kidding me? This guy's do-or-die swing would look great in my softball league, but not so much when we've got runners on second and third and two out. He's a semi-decent player, at best, but that outfield is a joke. (I'm not even going to get into Patterson -- I'd be happy if they traded him for a bag of Chee-to's. The regular ones, of course -- not those nasty puffed ones.) But, to me, the larger point is this: Who is the last good position player the Cubs have produced? Hee Seop Choi? (Okay, yes, Hendry turned him into Derrek Lee. Very nice. I'm not saying Hendry is awful; I'm just saying I look out at the Cubs these days and I see one that's producing z-i-l-c-h.) Corey Patterson? Jason Dubois? I mean, come on now. Seriously. That's a PATHETIC track record. Are the best players we can produce Wood and Prior? Even they've been less than stunning, given their propensity for injury. I see no one on this team who wows me who's come up through the organization, and that's pretty absurd. I simply cannot understand how teams like the Indians, Marlins, Twins, and even -- god help me -- the White Sox can put together strong teams on small payrolls, while the Tribune has more money than god and fields a team that makes us cover our eyes in shame. I'm all for backing up the truck and absolutely gutting this team. Wood? So long. Thanks for the memories of that 20-strikeout game... and completely wetting the bed in Game 7 of 2003. Corey? Maybe you can hit 200 Ks somewhere else. Walker? Take your arthritic range and oh-so-dreamy stubble on the road. Barrett? Ehh. You can stay, I guess. Bullpen? So long (except for you, Dempster). Hollandsworth? You can stay at the end of the bench. Burnitz? Have a good softball career, hitting 7-run homers. I would trade all those stiffs for some good prospects. Build around Lee, Ramirez, Dempster, Barrett (I guess), Prior, and Zambrano (after hooking him up with a good shrink). Bring up Pie, Hill, Patterson (the other one), Aardsma, and Murton. Start over. This team is going nowhere, and I'm absolutely done with them. (For now. I'll be back next year, because I'm a chump.) -Joel PS -- The Iowa Cubs have exactly one player hitting above .300, and his name is Trenidad Hubbard, and he's 107 years old. Ye gods.