Here's the Simmons story that is being referenced. The stories he refers to are (I'll add this year's Cub versions): 1. The New Guy- Take your pick: Pierre, Howry, Eyre. 2. The Washed Up Guy- Does He Have Anything Left?: Grissom 3. The Sleepers: Jacque Jones 4. The Unhappy Guy: I'm not sure we have one. Maybe Walker. 5. The Position Change: Not relevant with the Cubs. 6. The Final Straw: Kerry Wood 7. The Reclamation Project: Wade Miller 8. The Guy With No Angle: Will Ohman 9. The New Coach with the Magic Wand: Not relevant 10. The Injured But Hopeful Pitcher: Wade Miller part deux. Maybe Guzman as well. 11. The Clubhouse Leader: Derrek Lee 12. The Journey Man Pitcher Who Finds a Home: Rusch; Williamson 13. The Quirky Veteran: Zambrano; Dempster The list gets really long, so I'm leaving out some. 14. The Last Stand: Maddux 15. The Phenom: Murton; Cedeno 16. The Guy with Something to Prove: Jones 17. The Loveable Bench Guy: Where's Randall Simon go? I'm nominating Blanco here. 18.