I was at a dixie youth game once, when the umpire called a ball on a pitch that looked to be right down the middle. One of the women sitting in front of me, said "Where the hell was that?" The umpire turned around and told her he would toss her if she used any more ex-plic-a-tives. I started laughing...and he yelled at me, "What's your problem?" I said, "I'm trying to figure out what an explicative is...or did you mean expletive." He told me he'd toss me if I didn't stop lauging. I kept on laughing....he just stared at me. So after every call, I just mocked laughed. You know big ha ha's...and stuff like that. He kept staring at me. He never did toss me, but I know he wanted to.