I'm ready for a "The closer's role is stupid and we should just use our relievers in the best situations without worrying about saves" thread to start.
Awesome. Our $10 million man is in the bullpen. Great signing Cobs. Following the footsteps of Howry and Eyre, we have a 10 million dollar middle reliever. who's in the minor leagues and doesn't look like he'll be on the major league team anytime soon. At least Howry and Eyre have spent that money while on the Major League team.
Anyone else wonder what it would be like wearing a Cardinals' uniform? It's like you're guaranteed to become superhuman after putting on the uniform. The only downfall is you have to worry about becoming a drunk.
Lineups aren't out until an hour before gametime. Word over at BCB though is that Theriot is leading off, Fukudome is batting 2nd, Soriano has the day off, and Hoffpauir is in LF.