bhogg

mom, I don't wanna wake up. . . . i just dreamed the cubs scored. . . . . . . noooooooooooooooooo

I was in Atlanta the day Baylor got canned. I was so freakin' happy!!!

what is your secret to getting the autographs and photos? my experience was that players didn't wanna mess with adults so much, but they'd do stuff for the kids. Thankfully, I now have a 2 year old.

keep bats warm. . . . . . http://www.allsportsandgolfgifts.com/ProductImages/mlbheadcovers/000_1494.JPG

I think game 1 is on CSN and game 2 is on WGN.

http://www.concertshots.com/November%202004/cs-JohnFogerty4-Atlanta111104.JPG "I wanna know, have you evah seen, tha rain. . . . . ." http://espndeportes.espn.go.com/i/2/pro_sammysosa.jpg Hey, you with the gee-tah. It berry berry bad music you play. Stop it now. http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/19/191029.jpg Hey, you can't play here either. Git yer boom box outta here before I sic my body guard on you. . . . Mr. T, get your butt in here. http://www.sas.upenn.edu/~rivera2/Mr.%20T%20CNN.jpg Hey, FOO! I ain't got time fo yo' jibba jabba. Get back to baltimore, now . .. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Now, foo's, what happened to my little fat buddy? http://www.freewebs.com/bling17/hoggrosco.jpg Roscoe, I tell you what. Ever since the Cubs started playing bad, I've drank one of these gallon jugs o' moon shine every day. I think it makes me look sexy. I think Dusty needs a jug. . . . . http://www.pyromosh.org/images/bbs/mr-t.png Buh-wheat T say moonshine and cub's baseball is oh-tay! Bhogg says Prior will only go 7 innings today. He'll give up 2 runs, both earned, strike out 8, and hit a homerun. Hairston will get the start at 2b and A Ram will lead the 8-2 onslaught with 4 RBI and a homer. You can take this to the bank: THE CUBS ARE SWEEPING THIS DOUBLE HEADER. IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/img]

you can't put CPatt in LF. it's an established fact that you can't just throw a guy in Wrigley's left field. It's too hard. I don't care who you are. Of course, we could make CPatt our back up 1B. Any ol' tom, dick, or todd can do that.

i think i should change the date. . . . . . .I changed the format of the heading just a little bit as to shake things up.

(ring, ring, ring, ring) http://www.gamespy.com/legacy/top10/movievillains/bosshogg.jpg "Helloooo, this is BHogg." http://www.thethaovietnam.com.vn/upload/News/31-1-2005/Serena-Williams.jpg "BHogg, this is Serena. The Cubs are playing craptastically terrible and we need your help. If they win, you will get this smokin' hot trophy." http://www.joeschmidt.com/img/hogg.gif "Roscoe!!! Go get me Pedro Cerano whilst I finish off this plate of ribs. Git!!!!" http://digilander.libero.it/italiandoh/picgallery/roscogallery/roscoe-b.jpg "gi gi gi gii, Flash we're in HOT Pursuit of Pedro Cerano. Our little fat buddy put us on the case. Pedroooooo, where are you??" http://www.frohnau-flamingos.de/oldpage/icon/film/cerrano.jpg Voo Doo good. Jo-bu say Cubs win game today. First, must get hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Ha! http://www.allsportsandgolfgifts.com/ProductImages/mlbheadcovers/000_1494.JPG http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/brew/img/may03/dusty515.jpg Why, you little son of a. . . . . you sent that crazy voodoo man here with bat hats. Gene Clines, bench him! http://photos2.flickr.com/3321104_6f20125737.jpg Pee-dro, you saved the day! Now the cubs will win. Not even Dusty can foil our plan! Good Job Roscoe, flash, and Pee-dro. Now that we have the incredibly dumb stuff out of the way, let's get on to winning some frickin' baseball games. I'm ready for a smooth 6 game win streak, rollin' into the break. Who's with me! Who gives two craps what the line up is for today's game? NO ONE!!! Who's gonna whine, bitch and moan tomorrow? NO ONE!!!! Why?? Because Mark Prior's pitching a 3 hit complete game shut out and A-Ram is hitting two bombs. Cubs 6 Bravos 0 This winning streak is ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!!! Boss Hogg, out!

crap! I almost forgot about that. You know, seriously, DLee owes Vance a bat or a ball or a hot dog or something.

Dusty put Macias in for DLee. DLee got pissed and began throwing things at Dusty. During the fracas, DLee threw his left shoulder out while trying to lift dusty over his head. Apparently, Dusty is so full of crap, he tips the scales at well over 700 pounds. Also, Lee had some shoulder irritation (according to Dr. Len Kasper) and was taken down early in the game :(

JR, you bought dinner for Ryno? Awesome. I'm hoping that I don't kidnap him or something along those lines when I go to cooperstown. If I do kidnap him, I promise to have him back at wrigley for the jersey retirement game.

Hey, that's not a bad idea. Maybe that would not only get the cubbies going, but get recenlty doom-and-gloom attitude outta the way. I'm usually a very positive person. . . this season is dang near about to ruin me.

it's not over? I turned it off after maddux imploded with 2 outs in the ??th inning.

i think Ronnie Woo Woo woold be a player's manager. He's got spunk and what not. Woo Woo for manager!!!!!!

He makes the long trip to Hotlanta. . . . cubs should be turning up the heat and playing good ball. . . but, alas, they suck donkey balls. Of course, if I were a betting man, I'd put 20 bucks on Vance not only seeing Ryno at the game tonight, but also eating dinner with him and getting his autograph :D

corey for a bucket of BP balls and a case of sunflower seeds?

What the hell? Get a man in scoring position, less than 2 outs, and score? That just doesn't look right. . . .

2005 Cubs: Inventing all new ways to screw things up.

that was a cub like inning in every way :(

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hey hey! Get outta the 12th and we have Cedeno and the top of the order!

blanco, this ain't frickin little league. swing the stick!

i mean, let's unleas the BLANCOmatic 1.000!!!!!!!!!!!

time to unleash the NEIFURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!