Magnetic Curses

get gorzo out of there already

we're going to need someone to get marmol the ball, though.

Yeah I'm sure you're right. Gatens, Cole, May, Cougill, McCabe, Marble and likely Cully. Fran is going to be content with that. He's not going to even try to recruit anyone else. He's just gonna say "eff it, I'm good with 6-7 guys". Just go after those uncommitted all americans. Beat Cal at his own game. for that, they're gonna need to borrow some of those ku sorcerers and i just don't know if that can happen. how do you ask to borrow a wizard? i guess they could just ask for some cash but i doubt it would be as effective.

gotta be a phone post and the autospeller turned going into google or something. probably has an android phone or something.

the fakest of rallies.

well, cb cost us the tie, there.

hendry won't get canned, ricketts doesn't care.

silva's expendable. it really doersn't matter if we break him.

sure glad ricketts bought the team, family ownership is exactly what this team needed.

i feel a little shameful satisfaction knowing that lou will have to get up there after the game and answer for what he did.

wow. i'm sure glad that they pulled silva.

If Rothschild fixed Silva he should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize why the peace prize?

silva had them off-balance with that chanegup all night. maybe rothschild really did fix him.

i'm starting to really like colvin and i have never liked him.

that's some athletic caring right there.

sorry to interrupt all the exciting brad stevens talk, carry on.

"ron, i need to talk to you again." "who is this?" "it's me, bill." "oh, hi buddy, how's kansas treating you?" "oh, it's okay ron, everything's gre......ron i need my [expletive] job back." "what?" "yeah, i need my job back, you gotta help me." "well, bill, i'd really like to help you but i think we filled that position." "you what?" "yeah, some really nice guy, can't think of his name, but he always says hi to me in the hallway. i think he's the coach now, you'll have to work something out with him. but, bill, you sound out of breath, have you been running?" "i don't have much time, i need an answer." "why are you whispering?" "the friends of the program, they hear all. they're after me, i really blew it when i lost to north dakota or whatever in the tournament. they have midichlorians." "midichlorians?" "yeah, they're sith lords. you knows zavieh henri? yeah, we said he was from the belgian congo er something and that his father was his handler and that he's smart and all that crap, but we lied, he doesn't actually have a father." "wow, no father, amazing. this is all great and swell bill, but we have kids like that at this school, too." "you don't understand, he really doesn't have a father. his mother was a virgin and the doctor who delivered him was burned up in a mysterious grease fire at a topeka-area chili's. and the worst part is he isn't the only one like that in the history of this program. danny manning's father was some sort of german shepherd, the big-head kind, not the other kind. the list really goes on and on." "and now you know all their secrets, eh bill? who would have guessed that there are such powers at work in a nameless, faceless state?" "that's why they chose kansas. it's so dreadfully anonymous here that no one EVER bothers them. they can do whatever they want and all they have to worry about is some wheat farmer shaking a pitchfork at them. it's absolutely open range. think about it, when have you ever heard of kansas?" "well, i think they mention it in that movie, paper moon. they have that kansas bible company, but i always thought that that was part of the scam." "what would you say if i told you that the only people who have ever gone to the university of kansas were either pod people or other types of aliens, sith lords, darkspawn, undead, former candidates corrupted by the man in black, or swedes?" "i'd be speechless. i mean i AM speechless. that's quite a story, bill." "yeah, huh? well, anyways, they got their necromancer to conjure a lamia demon and it's going to drag me to hell for all eternity tomorrow morning if i don't leave kansas forever. i guess it almost happened to roy rogers when he lost the national title, and they got the gyspies to put a curse on that kid from the mazda commercials and now he can't shoot anymore. they even summoned an 18th century hessian mercenary to stab paul pierce in the face because he dropped so far in the draft that he disappointed them. that's not even the worst of it, there was this jacques guy, they threatened to kill his whole family if he ever made a shot in the nba and he almost did once. nick collison has to play in oklahoma city, no [expletive], they have cities in oklahoma, and he has to play there. they made some other guy change his name to raef [expletive] lafrentz." "tsk...treachery. well, "i'd really like to help you bill, but it's going to give me great pleasure to watch you.......well, wallow in your own crapulence, goodbye."

i know this is anecdotal, but i watched cujo stop something like over 100 shots in a row while the blues swept the hawks in the first round after the hawks won the president's trophy back in the early 90's. he nearly took a barely average team to the stanley cup finals that year. dude was hot.

the bulls are a better team than the cavs without lebron.

beal's whole team was invited, and then quickly uninvited when beal said he wasn't going.

can we go back in time and have marmol put one right in mcclouth's ribs?

spongy ain't your mate, snood.

I was wondering the same thing. Is Rivers likely headed to Duke? Or is he gonna got the Calapari route like every other guard? I think he will go to Duke. I hope it lands you Beal and us Randle. self has already invited the whole florida basketball team to midnight madness this year.

"ron?" "yes." "this is bill." "hi, Bill, how was your vacation to kansas?" "pretty good ron, i'm still there." "really? you told me you'd be back yesterday." "yeah, i know, ron, but they really know how to treat a coach here in kansas. i mean, all that stuff about doubleday drive or whatever and tim allen something something fieldhouse is really true, it's pretty awesome." "get to the point, bill." "Well, you know how they just lost their coach here, right?" "i think i heard something about it a week or so ago." "yeah, roy rogers went to like duke, i think. well, ron, to make a long story short, they offered me the job and i'm inclined to accept it unless you can match their offer." "bill, you know money is no object, this is illinois, not some weird state that i couldn't find on a map." "well, money is part of it, but it's mostly the gypsies." "gypsies?" "yeah, honest to goodness, gypsies. the boosters here offered me a team of gypsies to put curses on players so that they'll come here. i hear that only duke has more powerful gypsies, or maybe north carolina, i don't know the difference. also, necromancers, sorcerers, and shamans, a couple witch doctors, too. also, a junkyard full of money that has been drained from their public education system and from the pirating ships in the indian ocean off the coast of somalia." "wow, bill, that's an excellent offer." "and an island." "what?" "an island where they send players who refuse to play for them. then, the kids come back and they're........different somehow." "like......evil?" "yeah, kinda. kinda evil or something." "that's an excellent offer." "also, a team of mercenaries to carry out my will and the will of the boosters themselves." "who are these boosters?" "don't know, i never see their faces, it's all done through telepathy, my contract will be signed in blood. no [expletive], blood." "that's a pretty good offer that i don't think we can match, bill. you see, this is illinois and we have morals and values and such. we don't have evil gypsies or mercenaries. we have corrupt politicians but that's as far as it goes. what you're describing kind of sounds like hogwarts academy or something, the boosters sound like voldemort, sauron, and lex luthor. any attempt to match that offer would end in eternal damnation bill. i think, i think i need to go pray." "okay, ron, it was nice talking to you."

agree. baseball is way more of a crapshoot. a baseball season gives twice as long as a hockey season for the luck to be balanced. hockey is closer to basketball than baseball, but there's still room for a hot goalie to ruin everybody's time.