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heyman says something we dont like to hear? THIS GUY IS SUCH A JOKE good sounding tweets: "this makes sense. where there's smoke there's fire. we'll hear something soon" bad sounding tweets: "hack writer. nobody knows anything at this point. it's all speculation. we'll just have to wait and see"

these blue balls hurt so much

if theo agreed to terms with the cubs, what would be the first thing we heard? notice of a schedules press conference from the cubs? something from the sox? or would it leak to the media first?

i can just imagine all the idiot cubs fans calling him "francoma" after every loss

that was the feeling i got. they kept putting emphasis on the fact that they all make decisions together and that they have a great team even though theyve collapsed the last 2 years.

agreed

oh man, that last part sounded good. he asked again if they think theo is the guy going forward and they paused and started talking about how theo has been great but every job has a shelf life, etc.

theyre basically declining to comment on theo's situation and saying they dont discuss that. l o l

turns out theo epstein is dead

haha taking a commercial break before asking about theo

henry and luchhino both play much larger roles than ricketts and hendry

i laughed

theyre on now

i'm listening and the red sox callers are hilarious sounds like theyre about to be on

one way or another, we're eventually going to have to add another center. luckily we have enough resources and felixiblity that you'd think we should be able to upgrade at some point during the season. we don't need somebody great or even good, but we need another capable center.

Over 20 is a felony, as it's intent to distribute. 26 grams is more bags than one hand could fit, maybe, it's close. you think that you can't fit an ounce of pot into your hand??? In dime bags, probably not. In your hand, one with a brain would swallow, shove it up ass/vagina, stuff in bra, etc. We can probably assume Schafer had it in dime bags. Not an expert, fyi. The following is really all the "knowledge" I can comment on for the subject: (edited in...) The main point is weed's value per gram is a lot... so 26 grams is a big number. And a dime bag, which Schafer likely contained the drug in, typically does not hold more than 1 gram. You can assume Schafer had 30+ bags, and easy to determine he had the intent to distribute - which is a felony. Probably more information than you bargained for.... why the hell would you assume he had it in dime bags? it would be pretty nearly impossible to swallow an ounce of weed in the time he had between the time the cop put his lights on and the time he got to your window. he's probably puke anyways, even with water. and i putting it up your ass seems a bit excessive for something like pot. a lot of cops that would pull you over with less than an ounce would just dump it and let you go. an ounce of pot isnt that much. i dont see any resume to assume he had intent to sell with an amount of that size. you could fit that in a jeans pocket. *weed is illegal*

what i thought too

it's gotta be a positive sign that theo hasnt address the rumors or shot them down since the end of the season right? if he knew for sure he was staying with boston, he's probably have said it by now. his season ended a week ago. gotta feel like he's at least entertaining the thought, meaning we have a chance. hopefully no dumbasses from chicago send him a nike box

you know we're all going to end up with the saddest boner at the end of this

because for the dinosaurs think this book kind of proves that everything they've always believed isn't really true

26 grams is more bags than one hand could fit, maybe, it's close. no

lol vitters

ok that post makes way more sense.

awesome. remember badnews?

but why would you post something that makes no sense