Breaks into Scottish Brogue "Ayeeee The BRUcce!" I like that. I can see it now... Que the dramatic music.... Meeting on horse back in middle of Wrigley Field.... NSBBer: So Bruce, did you come to watch the game? The Bruce: No, I came to write intelligent articles. NSBBer: Who is that? *Looking toward 3rd base dugout* *Bad King Hendry and Marshall Baker appear on horseback.* The Bruce: *Wheels horse so that he can address the assembled masses* "FOR OPS!!!!!!!!!!" *Leads charge toward Hendry and Co.* Bad King Hendry: Do not fear Marshall Baker. We will defeat them with wild first hacks and slick fielding." Marshall Baker: "Dude." *The Bruce leading the charge beats King Hendry and Marshall Baker about the head and sholders with OPS while NSBBers cheer him on* Bad King Hendry: "See Marshall Baker I told you we would win with wild first hacks and slick feilding" *The Bruce remains as pristine as a baseball used by a soft tossing lefty against the Cubs* Marshall Baker: "Yep Dude. Just like Hank Aaron told me one time dude. Hey did you know I was on-deck when he hit 715 dude?" *Que to aftermath of wild melee* *The Bruce surveying the scene still as pristine as a baseball used by that soft tossing lefty* NSBBer: "The Bruce! Great article, when will King Hendry, et al learn?" The Bruce "When will they? When!?!" *Que dramatic exit music setting next scene for The Bruce and whinsome actress of the hour* This had me cracking up in my dorm room... good thing nobody walked by, because they wouldn't understand it at all!