I'll start... I guess I'm going to take away a lot of the obvious ones, but here goes... - the pitcher W-L statistic - period - complaining about hitters striking out - complaining about hitting with RISP and other "clutch" nonsense - "chemistry" - that one is more of a sports thing in general - talking about how certain players do against certain teams - I call this one the Big Unit... Randy Johnson is 10000 - 0 against the Cubs - OK, well W-L doesn't matter, Randy Johnson isn't the same pitcher he was 5 years ago, much less 10 years ago, and the Cubs have a completely different team than they did 5 years ago, much less 10 years ago... this stat means nothing - "Cub killers" - Carlos Lee and Adam Dunn kill everybody...they're very good hitters... they've just happened to do a little better against us (or have they, I'm sure they're above their career averages, but I don't feel like looking)... we also happen to face them more often than most teams because they've been on teams in our division - complaining about first pitch swings on a team that leads the league in OBP - you can't take every single first pitch (this one is obviously a more recent phenomenon, as I used to get insanely upset when our hitters would swing early in past years) - this one was honestly a reach, I'm running out of steam :blush: I'm sure I could come up with more, but I'll stop and let you guys add...