No horsefeathering way? Why would he do it on his own? Or, why wouldn't the bench tell him to horsefeathering stop it after the first attempt? Because he's horsefeathering crazy? much more likely that crazy maddon sent the guy up who has 9 HR over the last month and 2 today to bunt for a hit or bunt a runner to 2nd down 2 runs in the bottom of the 9th