Fontenot, hack at the first fastball you see, you'll be way behind, but it doesn't matter because Juan Pierre is in left field, and he hasn't thrown anyone out since he was in a co-ed T-Ball league, so you'll tie the game.
first time through the order: 1 hit second time: 3 hits and a walk third time: 1 for 2, with the heart of the order due up(also Edmonds) we'll score off him
I think he's going to continue to look terrible to drive the "why do we have back to back LH hitters and Edmonds in front of Soto" point home How about he singles, but then get picked off after falling down after making the turn at 1B? I'm going with K looking, Soto hitting the ball into the night for only 1 run to leadoff the 5th
Kuroda doesn't walk people, Lee, Ramirez, and Kosuke all got good pitches to hit, and didn't do anything with them. Edmonds with a rare non-lazy-popout
It's really too bad someone put a gun to your head and forced you to read these ridiculous arguments. Your time is so valueable, it can't be wasted reading anything you don't deem important. At least you're not over sensitive about it.